WWF Prime Time Wrestling November (11-20-1989 part 2
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By Stevie Adams / in , , , /


NO. YOU GOT A DESCRAMBLER? NO. THEN YOU’RE NOT GOING TO SEE AT ALL.>>I DON’T HAVE TO SEE IT. I’LL THERE BE.>>CAN’T BELIEVE, BRAIN, THAT YOU MISSED OUT ON THIS. THAT YOU WEREN’T RIGHT ON TOP OF THIS SITUATION COMING UP RIGHT NOW. THE MODEL.>>ISN’T HE SOMETHING?>>REFERRING TO RICK MARTEL.>>I KNOW. WHAT A GOOD-LOOKING MAN. WHAT A GREAT PHYSIQUE, TALENTED ATHLETE. THE WAY HE CAN WEAR CLOTHES.>>I FIGURE A GUY LIKE YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN INTRODUCING THIS GUY. THE BEVERLY HILLS FASHIONS AND ALL OF THAT.>>THAT’S RIGHT.>>INSTEAD, WHO HAVE WE GOT?>>WHO DO I HAVE?>>NO. WHO HAVE WE GOT INTRODUCING THE MODEL? THE ONE AND ONLY, HIS LORDSHIP ALFRED HAYES.>>FROM THE WORLD WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT MAGAZINE, THIS IS SPECIAL REPORT. HELLO, EVERYONE. I’M LORD ALFRED HAYES. WE RECENTLY HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO OBSERVE THE MODEL RICK MARTEL AS HE MADE AN IMPRESSION UPON THE WORLD OF HIGH FASHION. LET US GO BACK AND LOOK AT THAT OCCASION. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>>AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE MODEL RICK MARTEL!>>I SAY, WHAT AN ABSOLUTELY STUNNING PRESENTATION THAT IS THAT THE MODEL IS WEARING. BELIEVE ME, HE IS MAKING SUCH AN IMPRESSION UPON THE WORLD OF HIGH FASHION. THIS IS HIS STRUT. THE MODEL NEVER WEARS A LEISURE SUIT. HERE’S A MAN OF PRINCIPLES. RECENTLY I HEARD HIM SAY I’LL WEAR HIGH FASHION OR ABSOLUTELY NOT A THING. THE MODEL PROVES THAT A SUPER PHYSIQUE IS NO IMPEDIMENT TO DRESSING APPROPRIATELY. HE’S ALWAYS DRESSED FOR SUCCESS. YES, THE MODEL WAS TRULY BORN TO BE CHIC.>>YES, SIR. SOMETIMES IT’S SO HARD TO BE BEAUTIFUL. THE GOOD LOOKS. I’M SO HOT, I’M COOL. AND YOU KNOW WHAT. IF LOOKS COULD KILL, I’D BE CALLED JACK THE RIPPER. SO FROM NOW ON, OBSERVE AT YOUR OWN RISK.>>IT APPEARS THAT NOT EVERYBODY AGREES THAT THE MODEL IS THE PARAGON OF FASHION THAT HE CLAIMS, ONE OF THOSE BEING BRUTUS THE BARBER BEEFCAKE. WE WILL BE EAGER TO SEE WHAT WILL OCCURRING IN THE WEEKS TO COME. FOR THE WORLD WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT, THIS HAS BEEN SPECIAL REPORT.>>OH, WELL, NOW THAT IMPRESSED ME, MARTEL. A LITTLE FLAMINGO DANCER. IS THAT WHAT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THIS WEEK? RICK MARTEL THE MODEL, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT OUTFIT? WHAT GOOD DO YOU THINK IT’S GOING TO DO YOU PARADING UP AND DOWN IN THOSE CLOTHES? IF I WAS NEAR YOU, I’D RIP THEM CLOTHES OFF IN A SECOND AND DO WHAT YOU HATE MOST, PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THAT PRETTY PUSS OF YOURS.>>THE FOLLOWING TAG-TEAM CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL. CURRENTLY IN THE RING AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF 465 POUNDS, HERE ARE BILL WOODS AND HIS PARTNER CHUCK CASEY!>>GOOD SIZE TO WOODS AND CASEY, BUT NO MATCH FOR THESE TWO.>>AND THEIR OPPONENTS, BEING HELD TO THE RING BY THEIR MANAGER MR. FUJI, AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF 621 POUNDS, HERE ARE THE WARLORD AND THE BARBARIAN, THE POWERS OF PAIN! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>>INDEED AN IMMENSE SIZE. 621-POUND COMBINED WEIGHT, LORD ALFRED HAYES.>>YES INDEED. THERE’S A DISCREPANCY OF ABOUT 160 POUNDS BETWEEN THESE TWO TEAMS. [BELL RINGING] BUT EVEN SO, THERE’S ALSO A DISCREPANCY I WOULD IMAGINE IN — WHAT WOULD YOU SAY? TEAM EXPERIENCE.>>TEAM EXPERIENCE AND ABILITY. NOT ONLY THAT, A DISCREPANCY BECAUSE MR. FUJI IS AT RINGSIDE. THIS THURSDAY NIGHT THE SURVIVOR SERIES, THE WARLORD, THE BARBARIAN PART OF THE MILLION DOLLAR TEAM, ALONG WITH ZEUS AND THE MILLION DOLLAR MAN. CERTAINLY TED DIBIASE HAS SURROUNDED HIMSELF WITH THE BIGGEST.>>THE MOST AWESOME TEAM I COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE EVER TO STEP INTO A RING. ZEUS, A HUGE MAN. AND LOOK AT THESE TWO IN THE RING NOW. NOT ONLY HUGE, BUT VICIOUS.>>A HEAD OF STEAM AND BIG FOOT FROM THE BARBARIAN. THE MILLION DOLLAR TEAM TO FACE THE HULKAMANIACS LED BY HULK HOGAN ALONG WITH JAKE THE SNAKE ROBERTS AND DEMOLITION. QUITE A CONFRONTATION, THE SURVIVOR SERIES AVAILABLE ON PAY-PER-VIEW.>>WHAT A TREMENDOUS TEAM THE HULKAMANIACS WITH JAKE THE SNAKE, DEMOLITION, AX AND SMASH. THAT’S THIS THURSDAY. THE TRADITION NIGHT CONTINUES.>>THEY ARE NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO PICK UP THE HULKAMANIACS WITH THIS MUCH EASE AS THE BARBARIAN IS UP TOP. AND HE FLIES OFF WITH A GIGANTIC CLOTHESLINE, ONE, TWO AND THREE. [BELL RINGING] IT’S ALL OVER. THE GIGANTIC POWERS OF PAIN WITH MR. FUJI.>>HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS, THE POWERS OF PAIN! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>>LET’S JUST SEE EXACTLY HOW THIS VICTORY WAS EXECUTED. IT WAS NEVER IN ANY DOUBT THE OUTCOME OF THIS MATCH. THEY ABSOLUTELY OUTCLASSED CASEY AND WOODS. WHAT A TREMENDOUS, TREMENDOUS VICTORY FOR THOSE TWO POWERFUL, BRUTAL MEN.>>THE POWERS OF PAIN A PART OF THE MILLION DOLLAR TEAM. AND THEY ARE AWAITING THE HULKAMANIACS DURING THE SURVIVOR SERIES THANKSGIVING NIGHT.>>WELL, POWERS OF PAIN, AS USUAL, LOOKING AWESOME. AND, OF COURSE, THEY ARE MEMBERS OF THE MILLION DOLLAR TEAM, CAPTAINED BY THE MILLION DOLLAR MAN TED DIBIASE ALONG WITH THE HUMAN WRECKING MACHINE ZEUS. BUT THE OPPOSITION, THE OPPOSITION, STUDIO “B,” IS THE HULKAMANIACS. WE’VE GOT SOME POWERHOUSES ON THAT TEAM AS WELL.>>TALKING ABOUT SOME MEAT ON THE HOOF. YOU’RE TALKING SOME LARGE BOYS THAT HAVE MADE A POINT OF SAYING THEY CANNOT BE BOUGHT. OF COURSE, THAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THEM AND BOOBS. BOOBS GETS BOUGHT FOR A LIVING.>>WHAT’S HE DOING WITH A HAMMER?>>YOU KNOW THE SONG “IF I HAD A HAMMER.” HE’S GOT A HAMMER.>>IF I HAD A HAMMER, I’D HIT HIM BETWEEN THE EYES WITH IT.>>YOU HAVE PROBLEMS OF YOUR OWN. I UNDERSTAND FROM THE GORILLA VINE, THERE ARE STILL A LOT OF THINGS A LITTLE BIT FISHY WITH THE HEENAN FAMILY. TRUE OR FALSE? ADMIT IT. GO AHEAD, ADMIT IT. SAY IT. GET IT OUT. LET IT OUT IN THE OPEN SO WE ALL CAN –>>OKAY, I’M GOING TO MAKE A PUBLIC STATEMENT RIGHT HERE.>>OH, HERE IT COMES.>>THERE IS DEFINITELY NOTHING WRONTH ANY MEMBERS OF THE HEENAN FAMILY OR MYSELF.>>OTHER THAN THEY NEED PSYCHIATRIC HELP.>>THEY MAY NEED THAT, BUT WHO CARES? BUT WE’RE GELLING AS A PERFECT FAMILY. WE HAVE A LOT OF COMRADERY THERE. WE’RE GOOD FRIENDS, GOOD BUSINESS PARTNERS. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG.>>YOU SWALLOW THAT, YOU’LL SWALLOW ANYTHING. WE’LL BE BACK WITH MR. PERFECT IN JUST A MOMENT.>>JUST LIKE JELL-O. [MUSIC]>>MR. PERFECT OF LATE HAS BEEN HOT ON THE CASE OF THE HULKSTER. HE WANTS TO GET HIS HANDS ON THE WORLD WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT CHAMPIONSHIP BELT. EVERYONE WANTS TO DO THAT. WE’RE GOING TO FIND MR. PERFECT ALONG WITH THE GENIUS AT POOL SIDE IN JUST A FEW MOMENTS HERE.>>WELL, I HOPE STUDIO “B” IS WATCHING THIS ‘CAUSE YOU’RE GOING TO WATCH A PERFECT ATHLETE, MR. PERFECT, WHO IS A MEMBER OF RUDE’S BROOD. STUDIO “B,” TAKE A GOOD LOOK. HE CAN DO A LOT OF THINGS YOU COULDN’T THINK OF DOING.>>I UNDERSTAND THE GENIUS DID SOME DIVING IN HIS YOUNGER DAYS. LET’S GO TO THE FOOTAGE.>>GOOD ATHLETE.>>MR. PERFECT, POOL SIDE TO GIVE YOU ANOTHER EXAMPLE AS TO WHY I AM ABSOLUTELY PERFECT AND, HULK HOGAN, YOU’RE NOT.>>ON THE DIVING BOARD OF LIFE WE SEE ■HE FORM OF MR. PERFECT LOOKING ABSOLUTELY CONFIDENT AND COOL. THE GENIUS WANTS TO SEE HULK HOGN DUPLICATE THESE DIVES. BUT FIRST I’LL DRAIN THE WATER FROM THE POOL. [MUSIC]>>NOW, IS THAT PERFECT OR WHAT? HULK HOGAN.>>YOU CAN’T DO THAT.>>OH, THAT WAS WONDERFUL. WE’RE INTO WATER SPORTS NOW, HUH? PUT YOUR HAIR UP IN A BUN LIKE THEM GALS IN THE MUSICAL. YOU AND THE GENIUS COULD DO THE BACKSTROKE TOGETHER. LOOKING MIGHTY FINE IF I DON’T SAY SO MYSELF AND I DON’T. ALL YOU’RE MISS SOMETHING A BLOND. YOU COULD HAVE BOOBS IN THE MIDDLE OF YOU AND THE GENIUS AND IT WOULD BE A PERFECT COMBINATION FOR WATER SPORTS.>>ISN’T HE JEALOUS? ISN’T HE JEALOUS?>>DOESN’T SOUND JEALOUS TO ME.>>THIS IS THE KIND OF GUY THAT WOULD GO TO THE POOL AND EVERYBODY GOES IN THE WATER AND HE SCOOPS THEIR PURSES. THAT’S THE KIND OF GUY PIPER IS.>>WILL YOU STOP? GIVE ME HAVE A BREAK, PLEASE.>>YOU’RE THE KIND OF GUY THAT HAS TO GO POTTY, YOU DON’T LEAVE THE POOL.>>ON THAT NOTE, WE’LL TAKE YOU TO SOME SPECIAL FOOTAGE.>>THAT’S AN INSULT. []>>A CHALLENGING DINO BRAVO CHALLENGING THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR TO A TEST OF STRENGTH AND WHOLE LOT OF INTERESTING AND EXCITING THINGS WENT DOWN ON THAT ONE. LET’S GO TO THE FOOTAGE RIGHT NOW.>>AS WE JOIN THIS IN PROGRESS, JIMMY HART WENT TO PICK OUT THE BIGGEST MAN IN THE AUDIENCE TO SIT UPON THE BACK OF DINO BRAVO TO SHOW YOU WHAT KIND OF STRENGTH THIS PARTICULAR INDIVIDUAL POSSESSES. LET’S GO NOW AND TAKE YOU AS WE JOIN THIS IN PROGRESS.>>YEAH, YOU. COME ON.>>THE HOMETOWN FAVORITE.>>YEAH.>>OH. HEY, JESSE, TAKE A LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT MAN.>>THAT’S IMPRESSIVE, DINO BRAVO. THAT’S IMPRESSIVE.>>HE DOES LOOK PRETTY BIG.>>COME ON DOWN!>>I’VE GOT TO RECEIVE HIM WHEN HE GETS IN THE RING, MCMAHON. WE’LL GET A LITTLE MORE PERSPECTIVE. HE MAY ONLY BE 4’11”.>>HE IS THE WORLD’S STRONGEST MAN. AND LIKE I SAID, BABY, ANYBODY IN THE AUDIENCE — THE PEOPLE WANTED THIS GUY, LET’S BRING HIM DOWN, MAN.>>I ASSUME YOU’RE FROM WEST VIRGINIA.>>YES, SIR.>>YEAH, HE TALKS LIKE WEST VIRGINIA.>>TURN AROUND HERE. JOHN, DO I DARE ASK HOW MUCH YOU


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