Girls, you’re not allowed to film Am I not?
“We’re all guilty of something. Right, Earp?” “You were only sixteen.” “We all make mistakes.” “That’s the most un-Dolls thing you’ve ever said to me.” “Look, you know you’re good at this and you’re only getting better, okay?” “Thanks.” “Except I go back to being a plain old human.” ‘No offense.” “You left me in […]
USE ONLY IF YOU’RE BULLIED INTO IT!
– This is you in college, and these are the six girls you’ll date in college. Were you ever good at sports? We don’t know, but the daily 4 AM burritos haven’t helped. – Aah! Oh. – You okay? – She looks better in track shorts than literally anything else. – Come on, baby. You […]
Hello my name is Donaill Dixon and on behalf of Expert Village I’m going to be talking about beginning basketball. The next thing I’m going to be talking about is stealing and fouls. Now fouls is something that you only have, like I said it depends on 5 or 6 depending on the level of […]
[music emanating from open car window]>>BLANCHE: Blegh. [buzzer rings]>>BOY’S VOICE: Who is it?>>BLANCHE: Hi. Um…I’m looking for my slutty brother. Uh…gangly, shitty attitude, riddled with gonnorhea?>>BOY’S VOICE: Who?>>BLANCHE: FedEx. [door beeps open] [aggressive EDM music plays]>>JAMES: Oh, thanks for picking me up, bb!>>BLANCHE: Ugh, Flowers In The Attic, don’t kiss me with your jizz mouth.>>JAMES: […]
[CROWD CHEERING] [MUSIC PLAYING] DOUG JOHNSON: Let’s get to work here. Good. TRI-TIP: Lights out. CRIMSON FANG: You’re through. VOLT: Scared of a little shock? BARRAGE: You’re going down. SIR OCTOPUNCH: Let’s try to keep it classy, shall we? Ha ha. IRON MAIDEN: Oh no. Good luck. SCURVY JONES: You can surrender now. Yar, yar. […]
– [Gary] But I’m a truebred entrepreneur and by my definition that means somebody who likes losing. Meaning I think of myself much more as a UFC fighter than I think of as a boxer. I like boxing more even though that’s not a popular thing to say but I also think that in boxing […]
***YOU CAN TURN THESE CAPTIONS OFF AND ON USING THE CC BUTTON Guten Morgen! You think I don’t know what you’re saying? Yeah, you think you’re a golden mouth You think you got the golden mouth, boy? Well you don’t got the golden mouth You’re looking at the one that’s got the REAL gold mouth […]
Yeah Dear Kenny, First let me say that you’re more than incredible Writing this letter to you is the only way I can make all this expressible Wish that I knew Japanese, just to add a little flavor And I don’t play a lot of games, so I can’t relate like my homie Xavier I-wait, […]