Comedy Knockout – What Not to Say: When Watching a Scary Movie | truTV
25
February

Comedy Knockout – What Not to Say: When Watching a Scary Movie | truTV

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

All right. Now stand up… and tell me what not to say when you’re an orthodontist. Look, you’re an adult with braces. You’re not gonna get laid, but I love the optimism. [ Laughter ] You have what we call in the medical profession a busted-ass grille. [ Laughter ] Yo, this chick that was […]


Comedy Knockout – What Not to Say on Your 50th Anniversary | truTV
24
February

Comedy Knockout – What Not to Say on Your 50th Anniversary | truTV

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

All right. Now stand up. And tell me “What Not To Say” when teaching pilates. Gina. Welcome to pilates, or as I like to call it, “Rich white women stretching.” Welcome to pilates. 10’s to the front, 4’s to the back, please. [ Laughter and applause ] Damn it. I thought I was hired to […]


Comedy Knockout – Anti-Social Media: Madonna, Give It Up | truTV
24
February

Comedy Knockout – Anti-Social Media: Madonna, Give It Up | truTV

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

Here are some celebrity posts that are just crying out to be trolled. Jesse Williams looks locked up. What happened? JESSIMAE: I don’t mind the prisoner outfit. I just want to search his body cavities. That’s all I have to say. I want to get up in them cavities! I just didn’t know they were […]


Comedy Knockout – What Not to Say on July 4th | truTV
24
February

Comedy Knockout – What Not to Say on July 4th | truTV

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

Now, tell me what not to say when you’re a drill sergeant. Sarah. You guys are the best-looking group of privates I’ve ever seen! And I’ve been looking at young privates for a long time! [ Laughter ] -Yeah. That’s true. -Adam. First person to name my favorite Mariah Carey song gets to spoon with […]


Comedy Knockout – Roast in Peace: Gina Yashere | truTV
22
February

Comedy Knockout – Roast in Peace: Gina Yashere | truTV

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

Gina: Oh, God. Kevin, what was the cause of Gina’s death? Kevin: The hat was too heavy? Oh [bleep] I didn’t see that picture. Yeah, I didn’t even know. British diabetes? [ Laughter ] That’s not a thing. Lemon: It’s not, but it’s… All right, she told us what she was dying of, but with […]


Comedy Knockout – Anti-Social Media: Ludacris | truTV
19
February

Comedy Knockout – Anti-Social Media: Ludacris | truTV

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

You know, celebrities clog up your Instagram feed every day. It’s time to fight back. What’s Luda reading right here? [ Laughter ] I just think he’s so old, that’s how big the font has to be for him to read a book. [ Laughter ] Oh. “Gather ’round, children. It was hos by near, […]


Comedy Knockout – Roast in Peace: Noah Gardenswartz | truTV
17
February

Comedy Knockout – Roast in Peace: Noah Gardenswartz | truTV

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

Comedians, if you ever wondered how you’d be remembered when you’re gone, now’s your chance to find out. Noah, you’re the first to die. What are Noah’s last words? Weed’s never killed anybody. I’ll be fine. [ Laughter ] Scientifically true. I never told anybody this, but I have a tattoo of Eminem on my […]


Comedy Knockout – Apology: Ms. Pat | truTV

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

Hey, audience. My name is Ms. Pat. That’s a stage name. It’s short for Ms. Paternity Test, You’re Inconsistent. [ Laughter ] Losing the show is the worst thing to happen to me. A true story — I’ve been shot twice and hit by a dump truck. [ Laughter ] If I get shot one […]


Comedy Knockout – That Look You Give When You See Obama’s Rims | truTV
14
February

Comedy Knockout – That Look You Give When You See Obama’s Rims | truTV

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

[ Cheers and applause ] Faces speak louder than words and sometimes even too loud. The Rock has that look you give when… You actually smelled what you were cooking. [ Laughter ] Vanessa. The look you give when someone asks your ethnicity, and even you’re not 100% sure. He got that look like he […]


Comedy Knockout – Jokepardy: Cold Press Juices | truTV
13
February

Comedy Knockout – Jokepardy: Cold Press Juices | truTV

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

I give you answers, you give me questions. The microwave. Gina. What is the best way to burn down your ex’s house with just some tin foil? [ Laughter ] Noah, the microwave. [ Laughter ] What is, “How midgets say hello”? [ Laughter ] Micro wave. Matteo. It took a minute. It took a […]