Rodney Dangerfield, Bob Nelson and an Entire Football Team (1984)

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , /

– And now what I want to do, please, no pictures, all right. I don’t want to be seen here. (audience laughing) I want to bring on now a very talented guy, a guy who’s worked some of the most famous bistros in the country, (laughs). No, I’m just kidding around. I’m getting nuts now, […]


Chappelle’s Show – Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories – Rick James. Pt. 2 – Uncensored

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING? BUT THEN, YOU KNOW, HERE WE GO AGAIN. – COCAINE IS A HELL OF A DRUG. [chuckles] – RICK IS ENCOURAGING ME. YOU KNOW, HE SHOWS UP AT MY BROTHER’S HOUSE FUCKED UP. – NICE PLACE, NIGGA. – SO HE HAD THESE DIRTY COWBOY BOOTS ON. PUSHING US OUT OF […]


Chappelle’s Show – The Playa Haters’ Ball

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYIN’? LIKE, REAL HATIN’, MAN, THAT’S LIKE AN ART FORM, MAN. YOU KNOW, IT’S LIKE, YOU LIKE A BORN HATER. YOU KNOW, LIKE MYSELF, A LOT OF CATS THINK THEY HATIN’. I MEAN, I’M MAD AT EVERYTHING, MAN. BROTHER GOT A NICE CAR– “MAN, WHY YOU GOT A CAR ? […]


Chappelle’s Show – Dave on MTV’s “Cribs”
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September

Chappelle’s Show – Dave on MTV’s “Cribs”

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

WHAT’S UP, MTV? COME ON IN, YOU BROKE (BLEEP). SEE HOW WE LIVIN’. AH–AH. WHAT YOU’RE STEPPING ON IS A MARBLE FOYER THAT WAS CUT OUT OF NONE OTHER THAN SPACE MOUNTAIN. VERY RARE. YOU LIKE THIS COAT? WHITE PANDA. HULK HOGAN CHOKED ONE OUT FOR ME IN CHINA FOR MY BIRTHDAY. IT’S REVERSIBLE. THIS […]


Key & Peele – L.A. Vice
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August

Key & Peele – L.A. Vice

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

– [groans] – ALL RIGHT, PARTNER. TAKE THIS SCUMBAG DOWNTOWN BEFORE THE MEXICANS FIND HIM AND BLOW HIS ASS AWAY. – WE’RE GONNA KEEP YOU ALIVE, CHICO.COMPRENDE?– [laughs] [dramatic music] ♪ ♪ [sustained] NO! ♪ ♪ [crying] NO! [bird squawks] [explosion, bird crows] WHAT? IS THAT A BIRD? – HEY! HEY. DO YOU KNOW WHAT […]


Key & Peele – Slap-Ass: In Recovery – Uncensored
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August

Key & Peele – Slap-Ass: In Recovery – Uncensored

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

SLAP-ASS! SLAP-ASS! SLAP-ASS! WHOO! HEY, GARCIA. – GET HIM UP OUT OF HERE! GET OUT OF THE LOCKER ROOM! YOU GET OUT OF THE LOCKER ROOM. AHORA! – AHH, SLAP-ASS, SLAP-ASS, SLAP-ASS, SLAP-ASS, SLAP-ASS. – WHOO. – GOOD GAME, GUYS, WAY TO GO. – GOOD HIT, GARCIA. – HEY! OH, YOU DON’T–HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, […]


Chappelle’s Show – The World Series of Dice – Uncensored
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August

Chappelle’s Show – The World Series of Dice – Uncensored

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND WELCOME TO THE MARCY PROJECTS HERE IN BROOKLYN, NEW YORK. WHY ARE WE HERE? TO BUY WEED? NOT THIS TIME, BILL. NOPE, EVERY ONE KNOWS WE’RE HERE FOR ONE REASON AND ONE REASON ONLY. WE’RE HERE FOR THE EIGHTH ANNUAL WORLD SERIES OF DICE. WELL, THAT’S RIGHT, ROB. SOME […]


Key & Peele – Consequences
06
August

Key & Peele – Consequences

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

[school bell rings] [indistinct chatter] OKAY, STUDENTS, SETTLE DOWN. SETTLE DOWN. THAT INCLUDES YOU, MR. RODRIGUEZ. DO YOU WANT TO TAKE THE MILK CARTON OFF OF YOUR HEAD? THANK YOU SO MUCH. WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST TODAY. HE’S FROM THIS NEIGHBORHOOD, AND HE’S A FORMER GANG MEMBER, AND HE’S COMING HERE THIS MORNING TO […]


Key & Peele – Insult Comic
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August

Key & Peele – Insult Comic

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

[cheers and applause] – THANK YOU, SIR. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, HOW’S EVERYBODY– HOW’S EVERYBODY DOING? [cheers] ALL RIGHT, AND YOU GUYS CAN ALL HEAR ME OKAY? all: YEAH. – I KNOW THIS GUY CAN RIGHT HERE. BOY, THIS GUY’S EARS ARE SO BIG, HE’S LAUGHING AT JOKES FROM THE YUK-YUK CLUB ALL THE WAY […]