Key & Peele – I Said Bitch
20
October

Key & Peele – I Said Bitch

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

– HEY, HEY, HEY, ALL RIGHT. – HEY. – HI, SWEETIE, THAT’S FOR YOU. – HEY, TRACE. HOW YOU DOING, GIRL? – CHECK IT OUT. – OH, MY. – GIRL, I GOT A SUNKEN TUB. YOU GOT TO SEE IT. – OH, I GOT TO SEE THIS. – ALL RIGHT. – YOU TWO HAVE A […]


Prepared for Terries – Key & Peele
19
October

Prepared for Terries – Key & Peele

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

[low music in headphones] ♪ Yo. Hey, yo. Hey, yo. Yo, yo. Excuse–Excuse me? Oh man, oh man, oh man. I’ll tell you one thing, if 9/11st were to happen up on this here plane, psht, don’t worry. We got this. Oh. Okay, I have no idea what you’re talking about. He said that if […]


Key & Peele – Cat Poster
18
October

Key & Peele – Cat Poster

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

– JOHNNY. OKAY, CARTER. I CAN STAY HERE ALL NIGHT. SO WHY DON’T YOU AND I CUT THE CRAP, AND YOU TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED ON MARCH 15TH? – AND WHAT’S IN IT FOR CARTER FINLEY? – WHAT’S IN IT FOR YOU IS I DON’T SEND YOU BACK TO JAIL. – [sighs] THE GUY’S NAME […]


Key & Peele – Gay Wedding Advice
18
October

Key & Peele – Gay Wedding Advice

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

– WELCOME, JOHNSON FAMILY. NOW, WE ALL KNOW WHY WE’RE HERE. COUSIN DELROY’S GETTING MARRIED… all: MM-HMM. – TO A MAN. WHICH IS CRAZY. – MM-HMM. – AND WE’RE IN SUPPORT, AND, UH, WE JUST NEED A LITTLE HELP WITH THE PARTICULARS OF A GAY WEDDING. WHAT I’VE DONE IS I TOOK THE INITIATIVE TO […]


Key & Peele – I Said Bitch

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

– HEY, HEY, HEY, ALL RIGHT. – HEY. – HI, SWEETIE, THAT’S FOR YOU. – HEY, TRACE. HOW YOU DOING, GIRL? – CHECK IT OUT. – OH, MY. – GIRL, I GOT A SUNKEN TUB. YOU GOT TO SEE IT. – OH, I GOT TO SEE THIS. – ALL RIGHT. – YOU TWO HAVE A […]


Substitute Teacher Pt. 2 – Key & Peele
14
September

Substitute Teacher Pt. 2 – Key & Peele

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

JAY-KWELIN. – HERE. – YOU ARE PRESENT? BA-LAKAY. – UH, HERE. – UH-HUH. DE-NICE. – HERE. – GOOD. JE-SEEKA. THANK YOU. – MR. GARVEY? – WHAT IS IT, A-ARON? – SOME OF US NEED TO LEAVE A FEW MINUTES EARLY TODAY. – OH. OH, IS THAT SO? – MM-HMM. – AND WHAT, PRAY TELL… IS […]


Key & Peele – A Cappella – Uncensored
10
September

Key & Peele – A Cappella – Uncensored

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

[scats] (all) ♪ There goes the girl who owns my heart ♪ ♪ I knew she was the one right from the start ♪ – ♪ Ooh-wah – ♪ Our love is here to stay – ♪ Ooh-wah – ♪ Each and every day ♪ We know that we will never part ♪ [scats] (Lyle) […]


Key & Peele – Little Homie – Uncensored
04
September

Key & Peele – Little Homie – Uncensored

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

– GOOD MORNING. CLIVE “DOUBLE DOWN” RUGGINS, I’M DANIEL TATE. I AM YOUR PAROLE OFFICER, AND I JUST WANT TO HELP YOU. – HOW THE HELL YOU SUPPOSED TO HELP ME, MAN? WHAT THE FUCK YOU KNOW ABOUT THE STREETS, WHAT WITH YOUR DIPLOMAS ON THE WALL? – SETTLE DOWN. I KNOW THAT YOU MIGHT […]


Key & Peele – Black Ice

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

[dramatic music] – GOOD EVENING, ST. PAUL. IT’S YOUR CITY NEWS AT 5:00. I’M JAMIE THRONEBURG. – AND I’M MARCY WHITCHURCH. WINTER WEATHER ADVISORIES ARE IN EFFECT ACROSS CENTRAL MINNESOTA TONIGHT. WITH MORE ON THAT, WEATHERMAN ISAAC LABUDA. ISAAC. – THANKS, MARCY. A MAJOR SYSTEM IS ZIPPING ACROSS THE REGION. OUTSIDE TEMP RIGHT NOW, 8 […]


Key & Peele – Auction Block
25
August

Key & Peele – Auction Block

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

– ALL RIGHT, Y’ALL GATHER ROUND. GATHER ROUND. WELCOME, GENTLEMEN. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL AND BLESSED DAY FOR AN AUCTION. ALL RIGHT, Y’ALL, GET ON UP THERE. – PUT THAT WHIP DOWN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, THOUGH. – STRAIGHT UP. I DON’T CARE WHAT PLANTATION I END UP ON. I’M STRAIGHT STAGING A REVOLT IN THIS […]