Demonic Possession at the Tailor – Key & Peele
21
December

Demonic Possession at the Tailor – Key & Peele

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

Man, I feel like crap. I just came from a trashy Indian restaurant in a strip mall. Not bad food, though. Got pretty lucky. Got the hottest, baddest curry I ever ate in my life. Place called Naan Sense, Indian joint, just, like, Terminal 3. It’s like, I’m going to my brother’s wedding on Sunday, […]


A Worst-Case-Scenario Job Interview – Key & Peele
21
December

A Worst-Case-Scenario Job Interview – Key & Peele

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

Noah Sanders. Here for the job interview. Please take a seat. Mr. Weinstein will see you next. [lounge music] ♪ ♪ Job interviews, huh? Never fun. Okay, just… I get it. Stay focused. Cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. [clicks tongue] [laughter] Oh. – Yeah. – Whoo-hoo! That was a big laugh. […]


Sexy Vampires – Key & Peele
21
December

Sexy Vampires – Key & Peele

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

(seductive music) (hissing) (hissing) Brothers and sisters. (hissing) Tonight, the newest member of our family will feast for the first time. (hissing) Ophelia, bring the new blood. Ah, brother Tyrell, welcome to the first night of your new end, what are we wearing here? Oh, I’m just wearing what I got bit in. Okay, do […]


Someone’s Gotta Say It – Key & Peele
20
December

Someone’s Gotta Say It – Key & Peele

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

[sighs] excuse me, sir. Well. Oh, well, well, well. Fucking mexicans. Oh, man, do not get me started on the mexicans. Hey, I was just saying. They hold the goddamn economy together. You know what, man? Damn straight. If 12% of the mexicans that live in this country stopped working, just 12%, the USA would […]


Two Church Ladies vs. Satan – Key & Peele
20
December

Two Church Ladies vs. Satan – Key & Peele

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

– [sighs] HAPPY SUNDAY, ESTHER. – HAPPY SUNDAY, GEORGINA. HOW WAS YOUR WEEK? – OH, THE LORD IS WITH ME. – MM-HMM. – BUT THE DEVIL, HE GOT HIS HANDS ON MY GRANDNIECE GRACE. – OH, NO. – MM-HMM. OUT THERE SMOKING THE REEFER, DOING THE HANKY-PANKY WITH BOYS. – NO, GEORGINA. – OH, ESTHER, […]


Sex Detective – Key & Peele
20
December

Sex Detective – Key & Peele

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

[indistinct chatter over police radio] [camera shutter clicks] – IT’S A WEIRD ONE– NOTHING OUT OF PLACE, NO MURDER WEAPON. – AND NO MOTIVE. THERE’S JUST A COUPLE LYING DEAD IN THEIR BED. – THE PROOF IS ALWAYS OUT THERE, DETECTIVES. YOU JUST HAVE TO KNOW WHERE TO FIND THE PUDDING. – EXCUSE ME, SIR, […]


When Professional Wrestling Took Over Fencing
08
December

When Professional Wrestling Took Over Fencing

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

Look Greg, I need you to do a promo Fencing is out, wrestling is in That’s not even a real sport It’s just big guys throwing each other around Ah, I’m pretty sure it’s real, Greg Fencing is real We use swords! You use swords – are they sharp? Uh No – technically they’re not […]


Key & Peele – Aerobics Meltdown – Uncensored
21
November

Key & Peele – Aerobics Meltdown – Uncensored

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

male announcer: LIVE FROM THE NESTLE ARENA, WELCOME TO THE FINALS OF 1987 JAZZ FIT CHAMPIONSHIPS. REPRESENTING THE BODY SHOP FROM HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA, FLASH. AND FROM THE SKIN SHOP FROM DETROIT, MICHIGAN, LIGHTNING. [’80s dance music] ♪ [dramatic music] ♪ [’80s dance music] ♪ [dramatic music] ♪ [80s dance music] ♪ [dramatic music] ♪ [’80s […]


Key & Peele – Continental Breakfast
19
November

Key & Peele – Continental Breakfast

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

– YOU WILL BE IN ROOM 237. AND YOU HAVE FREE WI-FI THERE. ALSO, FROM 6:00 A.M. TO 10:00 A.M. EVERY MORNING, THERE’S A FREE CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST. – HMM. CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST. – YES, FROM 6:00 A.M. TO 10:00 A.M. [phone rings] – SO IT’S CONTINENTAL, THEN. – MM-HMM, YEP. [Muzak in background] – VERY GOOD. […]


Key & Peele – Quarterback Concussion
19
November

Key & Peele – Quarterback Concussion

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

[muffled shouting] – HERE WE COME, SON. HERE WE COME. – [shouting] HUT! [epic theatrical music] ♪ [high-pitched tone] [whistle blowing] – MAN, YOU FEELING ALL RIGHT? – YEAH, I’M FINE, MAN! – LET’S GO, LET’S GO! – COME ON! – LET’S GO, MAN! – MAN, WHAT ARE WE DOING OUT THERE? WHAT ARE WE […]