Prepared for Terries – Key & Peele
19
October

Prepared for Terries – Key & Peele

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

[low music in headphones] ♪ Yo. Hey, yo. Hey, yo. Yo, yo. Excuse–Excuse me? Oh man, oh man, oh man. I’ll tell you one thing, if 9/11st were to happen up on this here plane, psht, don’t worry. We got this. Oh. Okay, I have no idea what you’re talking about. He said that if […]


Key & Peele – Cat Poster
18
October

Key & Peele – Cat Poster

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

– JOHNNY. OKAY, CARTER. I CAN STAY HERE ALL NIGHT. SO WHY DON’T YOU AND I CUT THE CRAP, AND YOU TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED ON MARCH 15TH? – AND WHAT’S IN IT FOR CARTER FINLEY? – WHAT’S IN IT FOR YOU IS I DON’T SEND YOU BACK TO JAIL. – [sighs] THE GUY’S NAME […]


Key & Peele – Gay Wedding Advice
18
October

Key & Peele – Gay Wedding Advice

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

– WELCOME, JOHNSON FAMILY. NOW, WE ALL KNOW WHY WE’RE HERE. COUSIN DELROY’S GETTING MARRIED… all: MM-HMM. – TO A MAN. WHICH IS CRAZY. – MM-HMM. – AND WE’RE IN SUPPORT, AND, UH, WE JUST NEED A LITTLE HELP WITH THE PARTICULARS OF A GAY WEDDING. WHAT I’VE DONE IS I TOOK THE INITIATIVE TO […]


Key & Peele – Andre and Meegan’s First Date  – Uncensored
18
October

Key & Peele – Andre and Meegan’s First Date – Uncensored

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

[laughter] God, the moment I saw you last night in the club, totally had to ask you out. Are you kidding me? Like, the moment? – Oh, yeah. – That’s so sweet. And I was actually afraid that you were going to be, like, one of those high-maintenance chicks, you know? – What? – Yeah. […]


Key & Peele – Andre and Meegan’s First Date – Uncensored

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

[laughter] God, the moment I saw you last night in the club, totally had to ask you out. Are you kidding me? Like, the moment? – Oh, yeah. – That’s so sweet. And I was actually afraid that you were going to be, like, one of those high-maintenance chicks, you know? – What? – Yeah. […]


Key & Peele – Andre and Meegan’s First Date  – Uncensored
09
October

Key & Peele – Andre and Meegan’s First Date – Uncensored

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

[laughter] God, the moment I saw you last night in the club, totally had to ask you out. Are you kidding me? Like, the moment? – Oh, yeah. – That’s so sweet. And I was actually afraid that you were going to be, like, one of those high-maintenance chicks, you know? – What? – Yeah. […]


Substitute Teacher Pt. 2 – Key & Peele
14
September

Substitute Teacher Pt. 2 – Key & Peele

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

JAY-KWELIN. – HERE. – YOU ARE PRESENT? BA-LAKAY. – UH, HERE. – UH-HUH. DE-NICE. – HERE. – GOOD. JE-SEEKA. THANK YOU. – MR. GARVEY? – WHAT IS IT, A-ARON? – SOME OF US NEED TO LEAVE A FEW MINUTES EARLY TODAY. – OH. OH, IS THAT SO? – MM-HMM. – AND WHAT, PRAY TELL… IS […]


French Restaurant – Key & Peele
29
August

French Restaurant – Key & Peele

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

– GOD, THIS PLACE IS SO NICE. – THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ONE OF THE BEST FRENCH PLACES IN TOWN. – MM, I DID NOT REALIZE THAT YOU WERE SO CULTURED. – YOU’RE SWEET. MY FRENCH IS PRETTY GOOD, SO I CAN ORDER FOR BOTH OF US. – OOH. – IF YOU’D LIKE. – […]


French Restaurant – Key & Peele

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

– GOD, THIS PLACE IS SO NICE. – THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ONE OF THE BEST FRENCH PLACES IN TOWN. – MM, I DID NOT REALIZE THAT YOU WERE SO CULTURED. – YOU’RE SWEET. MY FRENCH IS PRETTY GOOD, SO I CAN ORDER FOR BOTH OF US. – OOH. – IF YOU’D LIKE. – […]


Key & Peele – Slap-Ass: In Recovery – Uncensored
14
August

Key & Peele – Slap-Ass: In Recovery – Uncensored

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

SLAP-ASS! SLAP-ASS! SLAP-ASS! WHOO! HEY, GARCIA. – GET HIM UP OUT OF HERE! GET OUT OF THE LOCKER ROOM! YOU GET OUT OF THE LOCKER ROOM. AHORA! – AHH, SLAP-ASS, SLAP-ASS, SLAP-ASS, SLAP-ASS, SLAP-ASS. – WHOO. – GOOD GAME, GUYS, WAY TO GO. – GOOD HIT, GARCIA. – HEY! OH, YOU DON’T–HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, […]