– Give it up for the Emerald Belles. (audience cheering and applauding) (“Whole Lotta Woman” by Kelly Clarkson) ♪ Girl, listen up ♪ ♪ You ain’t know? ♪ ♪ Texas women do it bigger ♪ ♪ What, say it ain’t so ♪ ♪ In the south, it gets no realer, baby ♪ ♪ Pot full […]
WELCOME, WELCOME ONE AND ALL, TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. TODAY IS JUST DAY ONE OF THE IMPEACHMENT TRIAL OF DONALD JOHN TRUMP. IT’S HISTORIC. IT’S A PIVOTAL DAY IN THE HISTORY OF THE REPUBLIC: SOON, WE WILL FIND OUT IF BREAKING THE LAW IS ILLEGAL.( LAUGHTER ).>>Jon: WE WILL […]
Boss, what happened? Why are you laughing so much? This time I have got such a lightning idea in my devil’s mind that Motu Patlu will be forced to leave this town. Boss, every time you get flown away in your own lightning ideas. No it won’t happen this time, listen to my plan, Number […]
-Sean, thank you for being here. How’s everything with the show? I’m very excited. That’s February 18th? -February 18th, the game show, and then “Hot Ones” on First We Feast’s YouTube starts right back up next week. -Next week. -Margot Robbie for the premiere. Yeah. -Oh, my gosh. Alright, alright. Here we go. -Sean, I’m […]
-I want to talk about your movie “The Rhythm Section.” Big action-packed spy thriller. You’re fantastic, as always, in it. It’s great. You got a lot of injuries during the filming of this. Why would you do your own stunts and do things? -I need to get another profession. This is crazy. -Blake, there’s stunt […]
FOLKS, YOU MIGHT KNOW, IF YOU WATCH THE SHOW — AND I HOPE YOU DO, YOU PROBABLY DO SINCE YOU’RE WATCHING NOW, THEN YOU KNOW I SPEND A FAIR AMOUNT OF THE SHOW OVER THERE, HAND-CRAFTING THE DAY’S NEWS INTO THE BALSA WOOD HULL, TOOTHPICK MAST, AND THREAD-NEEDLE RIGS OF THE BESPOKE SHIP-IN-A-BOTTLE THAT IS […]
-Dude, that got weird. I hope — I hope Jess isn’t really mad. Here’s some chicken noodle soup. Feel better. I’ll see you back at home, dude, okay? [ Cheers and applause ] [ Groans ] Pineapple! Pineapple! Pineapple!