-Hey everybody and welcome back to another episode of Million Dollars, But… I am joined today by Nick Rutherford and Kirk Johnson of upcoming new Rooster Teeth series, Crunch Time So Nick, since you’ve never been with us before, why don’t you start us off -Alright. Do you want a million dollars… -That’s a lot […]
(Roger) Previously on Scientific Method… (Robert) Our meeting is now in session. (Norbert) Thanks for bringing me Robo Bob’s body. With the power of a two ton robot at my disposal, I’ll be unstoppable. (Liz) Why have you brought us here? (Robert) The three of you will compete against the three of them in a […]
Gavin: Tell a story about what you did to that woman’s basement toilet or some whatever. Michael: One time we were in this woman’s home, and, just one of the times, I had to take a dump. So I went into her basement cuz it’s, like, common courtesy like… …so I go in the basement. […]
Everyone knows, I trained Real Madrid, and once I made a fish. Who knows me knows my fame of fish-making. So what happened? It happened that Figo came to say that my fish was salty. I turned to him and said: Figo, tell me one thing: since when you understand about ish? Portuguese does not […]
Why’s it always got to be on me? You know she does a million things to piss me off. Like what? She’s got to be pushing 200 pounds by now. She can’t help that. It’s hereditary. Yeah, cause you’re such a fat ass. Alex? Yes, I’m Alex. What can I do for you gentlemen? What […]
-Dude, that got weird. I hope — I hope Jess isn’t really mad. Here’s some chicken noodle soup. Feel better. I’ll see you back at home, dude, okay? [ Cheers and applause ] [ Groans ] Pineapple! Pineapple! Pineapple!