John Cena Is Scaling Back on Wrestling to Focus on Acting
08
November

John Cena Is Scaling Back on Wrestling to Focus on Acting

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

-You’ve had such a fascinating career — A wrestler, and then you transitioned into films, and not just one kind of film. You do action films. You do comedies that are family-friendly. You do comedies that are not kid-friendly. [ Laughter ] And — But how involved — What’s your involvement with the WWE these […]


World’s Most Evil Invention – SNL
05
November

World’s Most Evil Invention – SNL

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

>>>ORDER MY COLLEAGUES AND CALAMITY. I HEREBY CALL TO ORDER THE MEETING OF THE INTERNATIONAL MAD SCIENTISTS SOCIETY. AS YOU KNOW IT IS TIME FOR THE MAD SCIENTISTS SOCIETY ANNUAL MOST EVIL INVENTION IN THE WORLD CONTEST. >>HEAR, HEAR, EVIL!>>YES. ESTEEMED EVIL DOERS. YOU HAVE HAD ALL YEAR TO WORK IN YOUR SECRET LABORATORIES ON […]


Late for Class – SNL
25
October

Late for Class – SNL

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /


Ellen’s Helping Out with Homework!
08
September

Ellen’s Helping Out with Homework!

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

– SOME PEOPLE REALLY ENJOY THE HOLIDAYS. I’LL TELL YOU WHO DOESN’T: STUDENTS. BECAUSE THEY GET STRESSED OUT. MIDTERMS ARE HAPPENING. SO YOU KNOW ME, I’M ALWAYS TRYING TO HELP. I ASKED THEM IF THEY SEND ME THEIR HOMEWORK QUESTIONS, I’LL HELP ‘EM ‘CAUSE I HAVE A SEGMENT, HOMEWORKER HELPERER. – [singing] A, B, C. […]


NEVER insult a boxer! 💪😱 – BBC The Graham Norton Show
16
August

NEVER insult a boxer! 💪😱 – BBC The Graham Norton Show

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

Now last time you were here, you were talking about how you were trying to combine the five belts. Yes, the 11. But you have added one. You’ve now got four. Last time you had three, now you’ve got four. Yes. OK. It’s little by little, step-by-step. So what was the last one you got? […]


Science Presentation – SNL
04
August

Science Presentation – SNL

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

>>OUR APPLIED SCIENCES 101 A PRONLS CONTINUE WITH TWO MORE STUDENTS THAT ARE PRESENT THEIR FINDINGS AND FIELD QUESTIONS FROM OUR PANEL. >>PROFESSOR, BEFORE WE BEGIN, CAN I SAY SOMETHING? ALL RIGHT. LET’S BE REAL. I’M AT ALABAMA MOSTLY BECAUSE OF MY ABILITIES ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD, BUT I TAKE MY ACADEMICS INCREDIBLY SERIOUSLY. >>NOW, […]