Comedy Knockout – Anti-Social Media: Ludacris | truTV
19
February

Comedy Knockout – Anti-Social Media: Ludacris | truTV

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

You know, celebrities clog up your Instagram feed every day. It’s time to fight back. What’s Luda reading right here? [ Laughter ] I just think he’s so old, that’s how big the font has to be for him to read a book. [ Laughter ] Oh. “Gather ’round, children. It was hos by near, […]


Comedy Knockout – Roast in Peace: Noah Gardenswartz | truTV
17
February

Comedy Knockout – Roast in Peace: Noah Gardenswartz | truTV

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

Comedians, if you ever wondered how you’d be remembered when you’re gone, now’s your chance to find out. Noah, you’re the first to die. What are Noah’s last words? Weed’s never killed anybody. I’ll be fine. [ Laughter ] Scientifically true. I never told anybody this, but I have a tattoo of Eminem on my […]


Comedy Knockout – Apology: Ms. Pat | truTV

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

Hey, audience. My name is Ms. Pat. That’s a stage name. It’s short for Ms. Paternity Test, You’re Inconsistent. [ Laughter ] Losing the show is the worst thing to happen to me. A true story — I’ve been shot twice and hit by a dump truck. [ Laughter ] If I get shot one […]


Comedy Knockout – That Look You Give When You See Obama’s Rims | truTV
14
February

Comedy Knockout – That Look You Give When You See Obama’s Rims | truTV

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

[ Cheers and applause ] Faces speak louder than words and sometimes even too loud. The Rock has that look you give when… You actually smelled what you were cooking. [ Laughter ] Vanessa. The look you give when someone asks your ethnicity, and even you’re not 100% sure. He got that look like he […]


Comedy Knockout – Jokepardy: Cold Press Juices | truTV
13
February

Comedy Knockout – Jokepardy: Cold Press Juices | truTV

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

I give you answers, you give me questions. The microwave. Gina. What is the best way to burn down your ex’s house with just some tin foil? [ Laughter ] Noah, the microwave. [ Laughter ] What is, “How midgets say hello”? [ Laughter ] Micro wave. Matteo. It took a minute. It took a […]


Comedy Knockout – Off Limits: What You Shouldn’t Ask Usher | truTV
13
February

Comedy Knockout – Off Limits: What You Shouldn’t Ask Usher | truTV

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

Give me some out-of-bounds questions for A-list celebrities. What would make Mark Wahlberg leave the room, Matthew? Mark, you’ve been in movies with Mos Def and Ice Cube. What’s it like to work with a real rapper? [ Laughter ] Mr. Marky Mark, how many times did Calvin Klein make you play “drop the soap”? […]


Comedy Knockout – That Look You Give When You’re Unqualified to be President | truTV
13
February

Comedy Knockout – That Look You Give When You’re Unqualified to be President | truTV

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

[ Cheers and applause ] Let’s get inside some celebrity minds. Donald Trump’s got that look you give when…? -Ooh. -That’s a look you give when you finally see a picture of Putin shirtless. [ Laughter ] That’s clearly the look you give when you’re 1,000% not qualified to run the United States of America. […]


Comedy Knockout – Make America “Great” Again: Bathroom Hero | truTV

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

and tell me how they’re making America great again. Talk to me about this bathroom hero. It’s when a number two turns into a two-lane highway. Yeah. He is making America great again. He’s a craftsman. He made a DIY, really narrow superhero cape. Ladies and gentlemen, meet Assman! [ Laughter, cheers, applause ] He’s […]


Comedy Knockout – Apology: Dave Hill | truTV
12
February

Comedy Knockout – Apology: Dave Hill | truTV

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

-Have fun with it. -Dave: Hi. It’s me, your old pal, Dave Hill, the guy from your high school who was really into bugs for some reason. [ Laughter ] It’s fitting that I lost the Holiday Special, because it’s 24/7 Mardi Gras in my pants. What, did I write this? Uh, I can’t believe […]


Comedy Knockout – What Shouldn’t You Ask Kevin Durant? | truTV
11
February

Comedy Knockout – What Shouldn’t You Ask Kevin Durant? | truTV

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

Now, there’s a reason you guys are not interviewers. The results would be disastrous. So let’s prove that by asking celebrities off-limits questions. All right, how you guys gonna piss off Lil Wayne? Liza, you got a question for him. Lil Wayne! Lil Wayne! Are you a feminist? Lil Wayne, Lil Wayne, sorry. I have […]