Comedy Knockout – Roast in Peace: Noah Gardenswartz | truTV
17
February

Comedy Knockout – Roast in Peace: Noah Gardenswartz | truTV

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

Comedians, if you ever wondered how you’d be remembered when you’re gone, now’s your chance to find out. Noah, you’re the first to die. What are Noah’s last words? Weed’s never killed anybody. I’ll be fine. [ Laughter ] Scientifically true. I never told anybody this, but I have a tattoo of Eminem on my […]


Comedy Knockout – That Look You Give When You See Obama’s Rims | truTV
14
February

Comedy Knockout – That Look You Give When You See Obama’s Rims | truTV

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

[ Cheers and applause ] Faces speak louder than words and sometimes even too loud. The Rock has that look you give when… You actually smelled what you were cooking. [ Laughter ] Vanessa. The look you give when someone asks your ethnicity, and even you’re not 100% sure. He got that look like he […]


Comedy Knockout – Jokepardy: Cold Press Juices | truTV
13
February

Comedy Knockout – Jokepardy: Cold Press Juices | truTV

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

I give you answers, you give me questions. The microwave. Gina. What is the best way to burn down your ex’s house with just some tin foil? [ Laughter ] Noah, the microwave. [ Laughter ] What is, “How midgets say hello”? [ Laughter ] Micro wave. Matteo. It took a minute. It took a […]


Comedy Knockout – Off Limits: What You Shouldn’t Ask Usher | truTV
13
February

Comedy Knockout – Off Limits: What You Shouldn’t Ask Usher | truTV

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

Give me some out-of-bounds questions for A-list celebrities. What would make Mark Wahlberg leave the room, Matthew? Mark, you’ve been in movies with Mos Def and Ice Cube. What’s it like to work with a real rapper? [ Laughter ] Mr. Marky Mark, how many times did Calvin Klein make you play “drop the soap”? […]


Comedy Knockout – That Look You Give When You’re Unqualified to be President | truTV
13
February

Comedy Knockout – That Look You Give When You’re Unqualified to be President | truTV

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

[ Cheers and applause ] Let’s get inside some celebrity minds. Donald Trump’s got that look you give when…? -Ooh. -That’s a look you give when you finally see a picture of Putin shirtless. [ Laughter ] That’s clearly the look you give when you’re 1,000% not qualified to run the United States of America. […]


Comedy Knockout – What Shouldn’t You Ask Kevin Durant? | truTV
11
February

Comedy Knockout – What Shouldn’t You Ask Kevin Durant? | truTV

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

Now, there’s a reason you guys are not interviewers. The results would be disastrous. So let’s prove that by asking celebrities off-limits questions. All right, how you guys gonna piss off Lil Wayne? Liza, you got a question for him. Lil Wayne! Lil Wayne! Are you a feminist? Lil Wayne, Lil Wayne, sorry. I have […]


Comedy Knockout – What Not to Say: When at a Mental Hospital | truTV
10
February

Comedy Knockout – What Not to Say: When at a Mental Hospital | truTV

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

Great job. Stand up. And y’all stand up, and tell me “What Not to Say” at boot camp. Julian. “I don’t know what I been told. 911 was an inside job.” [ Laughs ] A lot of people don’t know that. Also, Jesus was black. [ Cheers and applause ] People don’t want to hear […]


Comedy Knockout – Apology: Yassir Lester | truTV
10
February

Comedy Knockout – Apology: Yassir Lester | truTV

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

Woman: We love you, though. Shut up. “We loved you.” You sound like my dad. “This is the second straight time I’ve had to apologize on this show. I haven’t felt this bad since I read the reviews for my one-man show, ‘Sherlock Homeless.’” [ Laughter ] I was trying to solve the mystery of […]


Comedy Knockout – What Would Kim Jong-il Tweet? | truTV
10
February

Comedy Knockout – What Would Kim Jong-il Tweet? | truTV

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

Comedians, what would these famous historical figures have tweeted? Let me get 140 characters or less from Pocahontas. “Gender is a construct. #Woke-ahontas.” “I was excited to get married to John Smith until I realized my name would be Pocahontas Smith. #Yuck.” “Grandmother Willow is a [bleep]” All right. What’s going on with Marvin Gaye’s […]


Comedy Knockout – The Look You Give When You Got Anotha One | truTV
09
February

Comedy Knockout – The Look You Give When You Got Anotha One | truTV

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

All right. Let’s read some celeb faces. Here’s Drake with that look you give when…? Michelle. Oh, that’s the look you give when you hear Meek Mill got unemployment, honey. [ Laughter ] That look you give when you’re trying to read those complicated New York parking signs. Like “No Standing” is different than “No […]