Key & Peele – East/West College Bowl
14
October

Key & Peele – East/West College Bowl

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

– HI, EVERYBODY, I’M DAVE STASSEN ALONGSIDE GEOFF WORTHING, AND WELCOME TO THE ANNUAL EAST/WEST BOWL, AS WE GET READY TO WATCH SOME OF THE BEST COLLEGE PLAYERS IN THE NATION SHOWCASE THEIR SKILLS IN A CLASSIC SHOWDOWN BETWEEN EAST AND WEST. AND THERE REALLY ARE SOME CHARACTERS ON THIS YEAR’S SQUADS, AREN’T THERE, GEOFF? […]


Key & Peele – Andre and Meegan’s First Date – Uncensored

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

[laughter] God, the moment I saw you last night in the club, totally had to ask you out. Are you kidding me? Like, the moment? – Oh, yeah. – That’s so sweet. And I was actually afraid that you were going to be, like, one of those high-maintenance chicks, you know? – What? – Yeah. […]


Key & Peele – I Said Bitch

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

– HEY, HEY, HEY, ALL RIGHT. – HEY. – HI, SWEETIE, THAT’S FOR YOU. – HEY, TRACE. HOW YOU DOING, GIRL? – CHECK IT OUT. – OH, MY. – GIRL, I GOT A SUNKEN TUB. YOU GOT TO SEE IT. – OH, I GOT TO SEE THIS. – ALL RIGHT. – YOU TWO HAVE A […]


Key & Peele – Andre and Meegan’s First Date  – Uncensored
09
October

Key & Peele – Andre and Meegan’s First Date – Uncensored

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

[laughter] God, the moment I saw you last night in the club, totally had to ask you out. Are you kidding me? Like, the moment? – Oh, yeah. – That’s so sweet. And I was actually afraid that you were going to be, like, one of those high-maintenance chicks, you know? – What? – Yeah. […]


Chappelle’s Show – Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories – Rick James. Pt. 2 – Uncensored

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING? BUT THEN, YOU KNOW, HERE WE GO AGAIN. – COCAINE IS A HELL OF A DRUG. [chuckles] – RICK IS ENCOURAGING ME. YOU KNOW, HE SHOWS UP AT MY BROTHER’S HOUSE FUCKED UP. – NICE PLACE, NIGGA. – SO HE HAD THESE DIRTY COWBOY BOOTS ON. PUSHING US OUT OF […]


Substitute Teacher Pt. 2 – Key & Peele
14
September

Substitute Teacher Pt. 2 – Key & Peele

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

JAY-KWELIN. – HERE. – YOU ARE PRESENT? BA-LAKAY. – UH, HERE. – UH-HUH. DE-NICE. – HERE. – GOOD. JE-SEEKA. THANK YOU. – MR. GARVEY? – WHAT IS IT, A-ARON? – SOME OF US NEED TO LEAVE A FEW MINUTES EARLY TODAY. – OH. OH, IS THAT SO? – MM-HMM. – AND WHAT, PRAY TELL… IS […]


Key & Peele – A Cappella – Uncensored
10
September

Key & Peele – A Cappella – Uncensored

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

[scats] (all) ♪ There goes the girl who owns my heart ♪ ♪ I knew she was the one right from the start ♪ – ♪ Ooh-wah – ♪ Our love is here to stay – ♪ Ooh-wah – ♪ Each and every day ♪ We know that we will never part ♪ [scats] (Lyle) […]


Key & Peele – Little Homie – Uncensored
04
September

Key & Peele – Little Homie – Uncensored

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

– GOOD MORNING. CLIVE “DOUBLE DOWN” RUGGINS, I’M DANIEL TATE. I AM YOUR PAROLE OFFICER, AND I JUST WANT TO HELP YOU. – HOW THE HELL YOU SUPPOSED TO HELP ME, MAN? WHAT THE FUCK YOU KNOW ABOUT THE STREETS, WHAT WITH YOUR DIPLOMAS ON THE WALL? – SETTLE DOWN. I KNOW THAT YOU MIGHT […]


Key & Peele – Black Ice

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

[dramatic music] – GOOD EVENING, ST. PAUL. IT’S YOUR CITY NEWS AT 5:00. I’M JAMIE THRONEBURG. – AND I’M MARCY WHITCHURCH. WINTER WEATHER ADVISORIES ARE IN EFFECT ACROSS CENTRAL MINNESOTA TONIGHT. WITH MORE ON THAT, WEATHERMAN ISAAC LABUDA. ISAAC. – THANKS, MARCY. A MAJOR SYSTEM IS ZIPPING ACROSS THE REGION. OUTSIDE TEMP RIGHT NOW, 8 […]


Talking Wrestling with John Cena – 7 Minutes in Heaven
02
September

Talking Wrestling with John Cena – 7 Minutes in Heaven

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

– Hi, this is 7 Minutes in Heaven with Mike O’Brien. I’m here today with WWE superstar John Cena. – That’s me, and that was very official of you, WWE superstar, John Cena. – That’s right. You work out? – No, I was gonna start tomorrow, everybody says I should. – You should, yeah. – […]