Key & Peele – East/West College Bowl
14
October

Key & Peele – East/West College Bowl

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

– HI, EVERYBODY, I’M DAVE STASSEN ALONGSIDE GEOFF WORTHING, AND WELCOME TO THE ANNUAL EAST/WEST BOWL, AS WE GET READY TO WATCH SOME OF THE BEST COLLEGE PLAYERS IN THE NATION SHOWCASE THEIR SKILLS IN A CLASSIC SHOWDOWN BETWEEN EAST AND WEST. AND THERE REALLY ARE SOME CHARACTERS ON THIS YEAR’S SQUADS, AREN’T THERE, GEOFF? […]


Key & Peele – Andre and Meegan’s First Date – Uncensored

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

[laughter] God, the moment I saw you last night in the club, totally had to ask you out. Are you kidding me? Like, the moment? – Oh, yeah. – That’s so sweet. And I was actually afraid that you were going to be, like, one of those high-maintenance chicks, you know? – What? – Yeah. […]


Key & Peele – I Said Bitch

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

– HEY, HEY, HEY, ALL RIGHT. – HEY. – HI, SWEETIE, THAT’S FOR YOU. – HEY, TRACE. HOW YOU DOING, GIRL? – CHECK IT OUT. – OH, MY. – GIRL, I GOT A SUNKEN TUB. YOU GOT TO SEE IT. – OH, I GOT TO SEE THIS. – ALL RIGHT. – YOU TWO HAVE A […]


Key & Peele – Andre and Meegan’s First Date  – Uncensored
09
October

Key & Peele – Andre and Meegan’s First Date – Uncensored

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

[laughter] God, the moment I saw you last night in the club, totally had to ask you out. Are you kidding me? Like, the moment? – Oh, yeah. – That’s so sweet. And I was actually afraid that you were going to be, like, one of those high-maintenance chicks, you know? – What? – Yeah. […]


The Best of Ronny Chieng – Wrestling, Bitcoin & The Future of Policing | The Daily Show

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , /

– We spend a lot of time here discussing American stupidity, but we sometimes forget that stupidity knows no borders. And why would it? It’s stupid. For more on this, we’re joined by senior international correspondent Ronny Chieng, everybody. [cheers and applause] – Hey, everybody, thanks. Thanks, Trevor. I’m actually kind of from Australia, which […]


Chappelle’s Show – Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories – Rick James. Pt. 2 – Uncensored

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING? BUT THEN, YOU KNOW, HERE WE GO AGAIN. – COCAINE IS A HELL OF A DRUG. [chuckles] – RICK IS ENCOURAGING ME. YOU KNOW, HE SHOWS UP AT MY BROTHER’S HOUSE FUCKED UP. – NICE PLACE, NIGGA. – SO HE HAD THESE DIRTY COWBOY BOOTS ON. PUSHING US OUT OF […]


Chappelle’s Show – The Playa Haters’ Ball

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYIN’? LIKE, REAL HATIN’, MAN, THAT’S LIKE AN ART FORM, MAN. YOU KNOW, IT’S LIKE, YOU LIKE A BORN HATER. YOU KNOW, LIKE MYSELF, A LOT OF CATS THINK THEY HATIN’. I MEAN, I’M MAD AT EVERYTHING, MAN. BROTHER GOT A NICE CAR– “MAN, WHY YOU GOT A CAR ? […]


Substitute Teacher Pt. 2 – Key & Peele
14
September

Substitute Teacher Pt. 2 – Key & Peele

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

JAY-KWELIN. – HERE. – YOU ARE PRESENT? BA-LAKAY. – UH, HERE. – UH-HUH. DE-NICE. – HERE. – GOOD. JE-SEEKA. THANK YOU. – MR. GARVEY? – WHAT IS IT, A-ARON? – SOME OF US NEED TO LEAVE A FEW MINUTES EARLY TODAY. – OH. OH, IS THAT SO? – MM-HMM. – AND WHAT, PRAY TELL… IS […]


Key & Peele – A Cappella – Uncensored
10
September

Key & Peele – A Cappella – Uncensored

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

[scats] (all) ♪ There goes the girl who owns my heart ♪ ♪ I knew she was the one right from the start ♪ – ♪ Ooh-wah – ♪ Our love is here to stay – ♪ Ooh-wah – ♪ Each and every day ♪ We know that we will never part ♪ [scats] (Lyle) […]


Chappelle’s Show – The Racial Draft – Uncensored

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

GOOD EVENING, AND WELCOME TO THE FIRST AND MAYBE ONLY RACIAL DRAFT HERE IN NEW YORK CITY. FOLKS, THIS IS FOR ALL THE MARBLES. WHAT HAPPENS HERE WILL STATE THE RACIAL STANDING OF THESE AMERICANS ONCE AND FOR ALL. THAT’S RIGHT. AND THE CROWD IS HERE TO SUPPORT THEIR RACES. WELL, ROB, SOME OF THE […]