Comedy Knockout – JV Life Coach: Ask For A Threesome
25
February

Comedy Knockout – JV Life Coach: Ask For A Threesome

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

This guy’s in a bit of a pickle. [ Laughter ] I’m constantly harassed by a well-known gay celebrity. If you were in my position, what would you do? Quit Scientology. Wow. It depends on, like, how big of a celebrity. You know what I mean? I mean, if it’s Larry from “Three’s Company,” you […]


Comedy Knockout – What Not to Say: When Watching a Scary Movie | truTV
25
February

Comedy Knockout – What Not to Say: When Watching a Scary Movie | truTV

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

All right. Now stand up… and tell me what not to say when you’re an orthodontist. Look, you’re an adult with braces. You’re not gonna get laid, but I love the optimism. [ Laughter ] You have what we call in the medical profession a busted-ass grille. [ Laughter ] Yo, this chick that was […]


Comedy Knockout – Anti-Social Media: Madonna, Give It Up | truTV
24
February

Comedy Knockout – Anti-Social Media: Madonna, Give It Up | truTV

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

Here are some celebrity posts that are just crying out to be trolled. Jesse Williams looks locked up. What happened? JESSIMAE: I don’t mind the prisoner outfit. I just want to search his body cavities. That’s all I have to say. I want to get up in them cavities! I just didn’t know they were […]


Comedy Knockout – What Not to Say on July 4th | truTV
24
February

Comedy Knockout – What Not to Say on July 4th | truTV

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

Now, tell me what not to say when you’re a drill sergeant. Sarah. You guys are the best-looking group of privates I’ve ever seen! And I’ve been looking at young privates for a long time! [ Laughter ] -Yeah. That’s true. -Adam. First person to name my favorite Mariah Carey song gets to spoon with […]


Comedy Knockout – How we Wasted Our Time in 2016
22
February

Comedy Knockout – How we Wasted Our Time in 2016

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

Let’s look at all the dumb things we wasted our year on. Who remembers Ryan Lochte’s Olympic debacle? Seriously. I mean, I guess blondes don’t have more fun. [ Laughter ] He just looks like Johnny from “Karate Kid,” but a bigger dick. -You think he has a bigger dick? -With a bigger dick! Okay. […]


Comedy Knockout – What Not to Say at a Mammogram
20
February

Comedy Knockout – What Not to Say at a Mammogram

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , /

[ Applause ] I want you to stand up. Tell me what not to say when given a mammogram. I’ve got good news and bad news. Bad news, you have cancer. Good news, you have incredible tits. [ Laughter, applause ] These feel like my mother’s. -Ohh. -Ohh. [ Applause ] Mrs. Kirson, the only […]


Comedy Knockout – Roast in Peace: Noah Gardenswartz | truTV
17
February

Comedy Knockout – Roast in Peace: Noah Gardenswartz | truTV

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

Comedians, if you ever wondered how you’d be remembered when you’re gone, now’s your chance to find out. Noah, you’re the first to die. What are Noah’s last words? Weed’s never killed anybody. I’ll be fine. [ Laughter ] Scientifically true. I never told anybody this, but I have a tattoo of Eminem on my […]


Democratic Candidates Kick Off Their 2020 Campaigns with an Apology Tour | The Daily Show

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

Some of the major Democratic candidates have been atoning for positions that they used to hold that are no longer welcome in the Democratic Party. Right? Candidates like former vice president and surprise massage therapist Joe Biden, who yesterday expressed regret over being a little “too tough” on crime back in the ’90s. I’ve been […]


Comedy Knockout – That Look You Give When You See Obama’s Rims | truTV
14
February

Comedy Knockout – That Look You Give When You See Obama’s Rims | truTV

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

[ Cheers and applause ] Faces speak louder than words and sometimes even too loud. The Rock has that look you give when… You actually smelled what you were cooking. [ Laughter ] Vanessa. The look you give when someone asks your ethnicity, and even you’re not 100% sure. He got that look like he […]


Comedy Knockout – Jokepardy: Cold Press Juices | truTV
13
February

Comedy Knockout – Jokepardy: Cold Press Juices | truTV

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

I give you answers, you give me questions. The microwave. Gina. What is the best way to burn down your ex’s house with just some tin foil? [ Laughter ] Noah, the microwave. [ Laughter ] What is, “How midgets say hello”? [ Laughter ] Micro wave. Matteo. It took a minute. It took a […]