Key & Peele – East/West College Bowl
14
October

Key & Peele – East/West College Bowl

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

– HI, EVERYBODY, I’M DAVE STASSEN ALONGSIDE GEOFF WORTHING, AND WELCOME TO THE ANNUAL EAST/WEST BOWL, AS WE GET READY TO WATCH SOME OF THE BEST COLLEGE PLAYERS IN THE NATION SHOWCASE THEIR SKILLS IN A CLASSIC SHOWDOWN BETWEEN EAST AND WEST. AND THERE REALLY ARE SOME CHARACTERS ON THIS YEAR’S SQUADS, AREN’T THERE, GEOFF? […]


Key & Peele – Andre and Meegan’s First Date – Uncensored

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

[laughter] God, the moment I saw you last night in the club, totally had to ask you out. Are you kidding me? Like, the moment? – Oh, yeah. – That’s so sweet. And I was actually afraid that you were going to be, like, one of those high-maintenance chicks, you know? – What? – Yeah. […]


Key & Peele – Andre and Meegan’s First Date  – Uncensored
09
October

Key & Peele – Andre and Meegan’s First Date – Uncensored

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

[laughter] God, the moment I saw you last night in the club, totally had to ask you out. Are you kidding me? Like, the moment? – Oh, yeah. – That’s so sweet. And I was actually afraid that you were going to be, like, one of those high-maintenance chicks, you know? – What? – Yeah. […]


The Best of Ronny Chieng – Wrestling, Bitcoin & The Future of Policing | The Daily Show

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , /

– We spend a lot of time here discussing American stupidity, but we sometimes forget that stupidity knows no borders. And why would it? It’s stupid. For more on this, we’re joined by senior international correspondent Ronny Chieng, everybody. [cheers and applause] – Hey, everybody, thanks. Thanks, Trevor. I’m actually kind of from Australia, which […]


Stephen Works Out With Ruth Bader Ginsburg

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

IT’S NO SECRET, EVERYBODY KNOWS. I’M A HUGE FAN OF COURT JUSTICE RUTH BADER GINSBURG. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALL HER. THEY CALL HER THE NOTORIOUS R.B.G. SHE’S A FEMINIST ICON AND A FAVORITE AMONG THE YOUNG PEOPLE. NOW, AT 85, SHE’S THE OLDEST JUSTICE ON THE SUPREME COURT, BUT SHE’S MADE IT VERY CLEAR […]


James Joins Mark Wahlberg’s 4am Workout Club
02
October

James Joins Mark Wahlberg’s 4am Workout Club

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

IT’S 2:00 IN THE MORNING, I JUST WOKE UP, AND I’M GOING TO WORK OUT WITH MARK WAHLBERG. IT IS 10 TO 3:00 IN THE MORNING, ACCORDING TO MARK WAHLBERG’S INSTAGRAM SCHEDULE. HE’S PRAYING RIGHT NOW. AND SO AM I, I’M PRAYING HE CANCELS. I MEAN, I NEVER SEEN THESE ROADS SO QUIET. I MEAN, […]


Michael Peña on Shooting Dora the Explorer Movie in Australia

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ >>HOW ARE YOU DOING?>>Jimmy: PRETTY GOOD. GOOD TO SEE YOU.>>MAN, GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] GOOD CROWD.>>Jimmy: YOU GUYS HAVE MISSED EACH OTHER, HAVEN’T YOU?>>YEAH. OH, THERE YOU ARE.>>Jimmy: LET’S TALK ABOUT THIS DORA THE EXPLORER.>>YEAH, LET’S TALK ABOUT IT.>>Jimmy: WORLDWIDE PHENOMENON. THIS IS […]


MasterChef Senior w/ Gordon Ramsay

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

>>Reggie: FIRST CAME “MASTERCHEF.”>>COME BACK TO ME [BLEEP].>>Reggie: THEN THE STAKES WERE RAISED AND THE AGES WERE LOWERED WITH “MASTERCHEF JUNIOR.”>>I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU ALL HOW TO COOK A FILET MIGNON.>>Reggie: THEN WE MADE THE CHEFS EVEN YOUNGER WITH “MASTERCHEF JUNIOR JUNIOR.”>>YOUR CHICK SEN DRY, YOUR GREENS ARE WAY TOO WEAK AND YOUR PASTA […]


Key & Peele – A Cappella – Uncensored
10
September

Key & Peele – A Cappella – Uncensored

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

[scats] (all) ♪ There goes the girl who owns my heart ♪ ♪ I knew she was the one right from the start ♪ – ♪ Ooh-wah – ♪ Our love is here to stay – ♪ Ooh-wah – ♪ Each and every day ♪ We know that we will never part ♪ [scats] (Lyle) […]


Chappelle’s Show – The Racial Draft – Uncensored

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

GOOD EVENING, AND WELCOME TO THE FIRST AND MAYBE ONLY RACIAL DRAFT HERE IN NEW YORK CITY. FOLKS, THIS IS FOR ALL THE MARBLES. WHAT HAPPENS HERE WILL STATE THE RACIAL STANDING OF THESE AMERICANS ONCE AND FOR ALL. THAT’S RIGHT. AND THE CROWD IS HERE TO SUPPORT THEIR RACES. WELL, ROB, SOME OF THE […]