Strangest things Pizza Deliverers saw while delivering pizza (r/AskReddit | Reddit Stories)
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stories. Okay storytime… Pizza guys of reddit, what’s the strangest
thing you’ve seen when delivering pizzas? I delivered a pizza to a young girl who was
home alone and when she opened the door her dog immediately ran away. I handed her the pizza, got in my car, found
the dog and returned it. She left me no tip so I was feeling kind of
salty about it on the way back to the restaurant. A few hours later her Mother called the store
asking to speak to me. She thanked me and explained they had left
tip money but their daughter was so upset about the dog she forgot to give it to me. I worked at this pizza place for two more
years through college and they would get two large pepperoni pizzas and request me to deliver
it every week after that. They always tipped me at least $25. I was delivering a pizza to a high rise once
on a Saturday night. Got in the elevator and there was a guy dressed
like a pimp who tried to buy my pizza from me that I was about to deliver. He didn’t even ask what kind or what size
he just pulled out a $100 bill and said “I buy that for $100” and I politely turned him
down, so he pulled out another $100 and offered me $200. I told him I could get fired. Man, that was hard to turn down. Here’s where things get totally fucked up…
when I get to the door of the guy I am delivering it to, he opens the door and is dressed like
a pimp also, like, huge colorful jacket and he grabs the pizza and gives me a $100 bill
and shuts the door (pizza was about $35, so a $65 tip).Too Long, Didn’t read,: Got the
biggest tip of my life from a guy dressed like a pimp just seconds after turning down
the biggest bribe of my life from another guy dressed like a pimp Some dude opened the apartment door completely
naked, I was stunned but what came after that made me ask myself is he some kind of fucking
magician.He put a hand behind his back and pulled a wallet. Only reasonable explanation I could give myself
was that he tucked the wallet between his butt cheeks. Had someone answer the door once with a snake
on his shoulders. Not like a milk snake or a garter but a ball
python. Probably about 6 feet long. As he closed the door I heard him say to someone
that I hadn’t reacted at all lol. Sounded so disappointed….. Just the other day showed up to a house to
be greeted by two guys (about 25) on the roof in underwear clearly ecstatic about the pizza
being delivered. Some guy ordered a large pep pizza. When i got to the house he wasn’t there so
i called him out. He told me he was in the bathroom taking a
shit and i had to wait 18ish minutes to get my pay. I deliver for doordash and grubhub, sometimes
pizzas. One time I picked up an order from each app,
same exact order, from the same restaurant, both named James, to the same hotel. When I knocked on the door two guys were there
and asked me which was I, Doordash or Grubhub. I told them I was both and have both orders. They started to laugh really hard. When I asked what was so funny, they told
me they had a bet on which one would come first. They thought it was going to be 2 different
drivers and never thought one person would be using both apps. I laughed too and asked them which one was
James. They told me they are both named James. I still wonder what other funny things those
two guys try come up with. Just simply coming up and there were 3 guys
in underwear waiting for me. Handing the pizza’s over and more just start
coming out in underwear and these were also wearing cowboy hats and Native headdresses,
some kind of Bro Halloween party or something. Got to grab my tip out of the dudes bra. It was funny as hell but when I left the building
I had to process for a moment what the hell happened A previous co-worker of mine delivered pizza
when he was in college and he told me that he once pulled up to a house and a group of
high schoolers ran across the street with a finish line when he got there. They ordered from Pizza Hut and Dominoes at
the same time. I don’t remember which one he worked for,
but he won the race. There was this house where a young couple
had ordered pizza. I reached quite early and probably disturbed
their sex session. The drunk dude had no idea that he had put
on his girl’s skirt. Not strange, but very difficult not to laugh
at. I delivered a pizza to this house and when
I was standing on the front steps waiting for the guy to pay I could hear all this hootin
n hollerin from inside. The guy keeps looking back into the living
room and laughing, after punching in his info he hands the machine back to me and says “fuck
man, you gotta see this”. He steps back and I walk into the living room
where there’s probably five other dudes watching some guy fuck this 700 pound women’s folded
over stomach on a massive tv. I’ve been delivering food in general for two
years, I’ve done just over 3500 deliveries and unfortunately I haven’t seen a single
strange thing – not even something simple like a naked person. Back in college when I use to deliver pizzas. I delivered to the local county Jail. An officer was taking someone to jail. The guy going to jail still with his hands
cuffed behind his back got away from the officer and took off as I was walking in and ran into
me. I’m pretty sure this guy was tripping on Meth. The officer caught up to both of us on the
ground, and were able to subdue him. I was covered Pizza sauce and the officers
on shift took the pizza, paid and each gave me $20. I told my manager and we remade the order
for the officers and I redelivered the order. The police were grateful and I was given another
tip. One deliver and I made about $400.I should
add every time they ordered pizza from us again they always requested the guy who knew
how to take a charge, and would always tip me well.Good times!! Was delivering to a hotel, had a guy pass
out on me 3 separate times in a 10 minute encounter. Apparently he was narcoleptic, but it still
scared the crap out of me. One of our neighbors killed a pizza guy. Pizza guy was working his way through college. Neighbor got life for very premeditated murder. Not mine, my fathers story from back when. Was delivering for dominos into a quite wealthy
area. Knocks on the door, but of shuffling around
inside. Guy opens it wearing a silk smoking jacket,
woman in the background on the couch full naked. Hands my dad $100 bill for the 1 pizza order
and asks, “if you can go grab me a gallon of milk and bring it back, keep the change.” They got their milk. Customer paid with a card and he had instructions
to leave the pizza on a bench in a public area. Drop it off and quickly leave the area. I left but pulled on a side street where I
could see the bench. I wait probably close to 5 minutes and then
I see a man bust out of a dilapidated building I thought was empty. He runs up and grabs the pizza, he spins a
whole 360 degrees and he is glancing in every direction as if he was afraid he was being
watched. Then he hurries back to the place and when
he gets to the door he sees me and his eyes get huge and wide, paranoid and fearful. He slammed the door shut. I just think he was tweaking or something
wouldn’t be out of the ordinary around here. I live by a massive government facility, I
won’t name it but it is in the DC area. This delivery was done at about 10:30 at night. I was told to ask for a Tim when I arrived
at the back gate of the facility. I stopped at the gate and two black SUVs approached
me. A man exited the second car and came and asked
me what name he told me to ask for I said “Tim” and gave him his pizza and got back
in my car. “Tim” got back in his car on the passenger
side and I turned around at the gate and left. The second car proceeded to follow me back
to the pizza shop and then sat across the street for 15 minutes and only left when I
made a second delivery. That was my last delivery as a pizza guy.EDIT:
I am new to reddit and don’t know all the rules yet but bear with me, I was not hired
by said government facility. I got a job at a hospital like a week later
and continue to work there to this day. I have had no other encounters with these
men as far as I know. I had two teenage girls open the door in their
underwear, as a joke I guess. They were probably 16 or something. They think it’s funny but I had to report
it to my manager and hope nothing came of it. I was like 20 at the time. Had a customer’s outside cat bring him a dead
squirrel with its heart visible from its chest cavity ripped open once as I was delivering
the food.. that was something Also had a couple of old gay guys try to coerce
me into entering their home which was mostly hidden from view after their front door hallway. Noped out of that one real quick. Dude tried to say he’d tip me $10 more next
time if I came inside…One of the most noteworthy customers though was this guy named David. Dude must have been over 50 and kept telling
me way too much about his personal life. By the time I had finished working at that
job, I knew all about his crackhead girlfriend (now deceased), her daughter (whom he described
as ‘smokin’ hot), his intentions of trading sex with her for drugs, his plan to open a
‘sex dojo’ where he would be the ‘guru’ and women would supposedly pay to come have sex
with him.. dude always talked to me like I was his long
lost friend, so it could have been worse, but he was quite the character Not something I’ve seen but something I helped
arrange for a pizza delivery guy.Worked at a pizza place in high school. One of the delivery guys was a former Army
Ranger. He was a blast and loved practical jokes. Well we had a new delivery guy start one night
and the Army Ranger called and ordered pizza. We thought it would be funny to play a joke
on New Guy so we asked Army Ranger to ‘do something funny’ to New Guy when he shows
up.New Guy goes out an delivers the pizza to Army Ranger (not knowing he also worked
there) and when he came back he was very quiet and looked a little disturbed. I called up Army Ranger and asked him what
he did to New Guy. Army Ranger answered the door wearing his
girlfriends lingerie and an Army helmet… Not the sight a new driver is hoping to see
I suspect….. A guy was taking the order, while his girlfriend
was blowing him, that was just creepy. Thank science for online payments, since I
didn’t have to touch anything he handled. I was delivering to a trailer park and heard
the strains of bad karaoke from the driveway. Went and knocked on the door, was greeted
by a 50something couple in their underwear who insisted I come in to set the food down
and receive payment.The guy offered me a beer and asked me to stay and party. I told him I couldn’t, my boss would be
mad. He started doling out my tip in ones, with
which he would beckon and retreat deeper into the trailer. His wife kept eyeing me and giggling.I ended
it at $3 worth of tip and just left as stoically as I could, then broke down laughing maniacally
in my car. I delivered to a hotel in the middle of a
local golf course. Called the number to let them know I was there
and was told to come on up. Get to the room and when the guy answered,
there was a large group of guys, all in golf attire, surrounding a single guy in a chair. He was bound & blindfolded. The one that answered didn’t even bat an eye,
just asked how much and tipped me $30 bucks. Warily I took the money and walked away, but
before the door was fully closed, I heard one on the guys ask “I wonder if he knows
this is a..”Before I even left the parking lot, the guy that answered the door called
me to say that the bound guy was his brother and he was bound & blindfolded because it’s
his bachelor party and the stripper was waiting to come out. I just showed up way earlier than they thought
I would. I walked into a hotel room, there was a guy
in a towel, a girl covered by blankets in the bed, and a handy man installing a pole.Another
time, I was met by a woman, who decided that wearing pants was optional. I once told a customer, “Either you’re smoking
some killer weed or you’ve got a skunk running around in there.” A mate of mine was a pizza delivery boy durning
high school, He told me he used to pull down drive ways on route when kids where outside
playing. They’d freak out thinking Mum and Dad ordered
pizza for dinner he’d watch them lose it, then he’d just reverse out and drive off breaking
their little hearts haha Delivered pizza for 2 years. The strangest thing was a woman ordering right
next door (2€ extra for delivery). When she opened the door she was almost naked,
wearing only a bra, had huge fake breasts and lip fillers, platinum long hair. Your textbook bimbo. The order was 18€ and was already paid online. I told her it was already paid, however the
lady took 20€ out of her bra and handed them over to me, winked and said “keep the
change”. Needless to say, it made my day… Delivered pizza to my friend’s house, my
then girlfriend opened the door. A dude answering the door with a full blown
stiffy.Didn’t expect us to deliver early, he was still busy with his wife Lots of sword fights. Delivered a pizza to the backdoor of a funeral
home. Two guys in their 20s answer the door, both
wearing long black rubber aprons over their shirts and ties, and long black rubber gloves. The aprons were glistening with some fluid
or other. Fortunately the guy paying took off his gloves
before pulling out his wallet and paying. I was only 18 at the time, kinda freaked me
out. To the point that today, 42 years later, I
still remember it. Strangest thing would be when I had to deliver
pizza to my uncle (of course it had to be a family member). Me being me, I walked in his house without
ringing, just because he is my uncle and I am his favorite. When I went in, I caught him playing “Halo
4” in his boxers and screaming at the TV. I died laughing and he nearly threw (edited)
his remote at me. I learned to never walk in on him again. Showed up to a mansion in the rich part of
suburbs. The house was completely dark so i call the
number, no answer. I get out and ring the door bell three times,
no answer. I start banging on the door and call again
with no answer. All of a sudden the door flies open and sum
guy in his underwear and open bathrobe breathing all heavy and sweating reaches out, snags
the pizza, just throws money at me and shuts the door.Another time i show up and the guy
opens all excited with a big creepy smile on his face. Gestures me to come in and i say no. He won’t do anything until i step inside. So i take a step in and he says to me “ok
so place the pizza on the floor right there ( points to specific place), place the pepsi
there (points to a coffee table) and put my breadsticks there. ( points to the opposite side of where the
pizza is). “ i just look at him and say “oookay?” As soon as i do it he says “ok your money
is on the floor by the door! Have an amazing day! Thank you very much!” So i walked out backwards not taking my eyes
off him, grab my money and leave.Weird fucking people out there man I showed up to this massive house and a grandma
showed up to the door and the first thing I smelled was a shit ton of weed. This house not only smelled like weed it literally
was foggy inside, the grandma who opened the door was baked as shit and everyone else was. They invited me inside for a second gave me
a fat tip and I left… Bill was 66,50€ and I did get 0,50€ tip
That was really strange I shared this in another thread, but it was
definitely weird and pretty hilarious.I used to work as a delivery driver for a Japanese
restaurant in northern Illinois and there were many times during the winter when I was
asked to step in real quick while they looked for the coupon they used on an order or where
they put the cash.I remember one time I came into this guy’s home and the whole place reeked
of weed. He’s wearing a robe and has an unlit cigarette
hanging from his mouth as he’s looking through drawers trying to find the coupon.I take a
quick look around and I see the source of the smell; a giant sack of weed on the counter
and a digital scale next to it. Dude was clearly a dealer, but that wasn’t
what was weird. What was weird was that there was a used condom
on the scale. I didn’t see anyone else around, and the order
didn’t seem like for more than one person, so it basically looked like this guy was trying
to weigh how much he was able to cum.I’ve done some pretty weird shit when stoned as
well, so I chalked it up to that. I did kinda wish he tipped me in weed instead
of cash, but then again maybe I didn’t want anything that possibly was on that scale at
some point. This guy would order boneless chicken wings,
a 2 litre of diet Pepsi and the cinnamon rolls every Friday. I can’t remember the name on the order (I
think it was Michelle). Well a woman never answered the door and this
guy gave us all the hibee jibees. One day I said oh why is Michelle always on
the order? Michelle was his cat. The cat would eat the chicken and he would
eat the cinnamon rolls.


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  2. Im torn, part of me wants to be a delivery driver in hopes I'll experience some this crap while the other is apprehensive because I might see something like this

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