Spanish Soap Opera (Telenovela) | Lele Pons & Rudy Mancuso
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December

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[MUSIC]>>MARIA SANCHEZ: Juan!>>JUAN DIEGO JR. III: Maria?>>MARIA SANCHEZ: I love you so much mi amor.>>JUAN DIEGO JR. III: So? We can’t be together.>>MARIA SANCHEZ: What do you mean?>>JUAN DIEGO JR. III: Literally nobody wants us to be together.>>BOYS: No. No we no likey. No.>>MARIA SANCHEZ: I don’t care. Let’s run away together!>>JUAN DIEGO JR. III: Run away? I got Bachelorette at 8 o’clock.>>MARIA SANCHEZ: Tomorrow! Tomorrow!>>JUAN DIEGO JR. III: Tomorrow’s even worse. It’s Keeping Up With the Kardashians. I gotta see that episode.>>MARIA SANCHEZ: I don’t care!>>JUAN DIEGO JR. III: You gotta calm down.>>MARIA SANCHEZ: Remember the first time when we met.>>JUAN DIEGO JR. III: No.>>MARIA SANCHEZ: White dress?>>JUAN DIEGO JR. III: You’re always some wearing some [BLEEP], I don’t remember.>>MARIA SANCHEZ: Think! [MUSIC] [GUYS TALKING] [MUSIC]>>MARIA SANCHEZ: Hola.>>JUAN DIEGO JR. III: What’s up mamí?>>JUAN DIEGO JR. III: Oh.
[MARIA SANCHEZ SCREAMING]>>MARIA SANCHEZ: And from that moment on, I knew that you were one. And I knew that… [JUAN DIEGO JR. III LAUGHING]>>JUAN DIEGO JR. III: I’m sorry, okay. What? You love me? What else? Sorry.>>MARIA SANCHEZ: Do you even love me?>>JUAN DIEGO JR. III: Of course I love you. Calm down.>>MARIA SANCHEZ: You never take me out!>>JUAN DIEGO JR. III: I took you to Starbucks this morning.>>MARIA SANCHEZ: That wasn’t me!>>JUAN DIEGO JR. III: It wasn’t? All you Latina’s look alike, come on, I’m sorry.>>MARIA SANCHEZ: Like Camilla?>>JUAN DIEGO JR. III: Okay, one time.>>MARIA SANCHEZ: Isabella? Valentina? Anna?>>JUAN DIEGO JR. III: Oh, I think I saw Anna last night, actually.>>MARIA SANCHEZ: What about Paula? [MUSIC]>>JUAN DIEGO JR. III: I really love your sister. Maria, is the love of my life.>>PAOLA CERNY: Shut up.>>MARIA SANCHEZ: Paola!>>PAOLA CERNY: Maria!>>JUAN DIEGO JR. III: Juan.>>MARIA SANCHEZ: How can you do this to me Juan?>>JUAN DIEGO JR. III: It’s not what it looks like, it’s not, I mean she’s pretty hot. She’s disgusting. I don’t even like her.>>MARIA SANCHEZ: You’re cheating on me with my sister!>>JUAN DIEGO JR. III: Nothing even happened! I mean I’m down if you’re down. Low key if you’re down. I’m down.>>MARIA SANCHEZ: It’s me or her!>>JUAN DIEGO JR. III: What are you talking about? You of course, I love you. [SLAP SOUND] Ah, okay, you [BLEEP].>>MARIA SANCHEZ: What?
[SLAP SOUND]>>JUAN DIEGO JR. III: Ow, okay I choose me! [BLEEP].>>PAOLA CERNY: Or does he? [MUSIC]>>MARIA SANCHEZ: ¡Desgracia!>>JUAN DIEGO JR. III: OH! [MUSIC]>>PAOLA CERNY: [BLEEP]!>>JUAN DIEGO JR. III: OH! [MARIA & PAOLA SCREAMING]>>JUAN DIEGO JR. III: Get her. [MARIA & PAOLA SCREAMING]>>JUAN DIEGO JR. III: Oh. I remember that now. She’s so… smart. Come on don’t be mad. Just come on, look at me. I love you.>>MARIA SANCHEZ: You love me? You see that we’re meant to be.>>JUAN DIEGO JR. III: Okay, whatever.>>MARIA SANCHEZ: Let’s say one word and I promise we’ll think of the same one.>>JUAN DIEGO JR. III: Okay, right now?>>MARIA SANCHEZ: Ready?>>MARIA SANCHEZ & JUAN DIEGO JR. III: One. Two. Three.>>MARIA SANCHEZ: Love.
>>JUAN DIEGO JR. III: Jennifer Lopez…love. Love. [SLAP SOUND]>>MARIA SANCHEZ: Jennifer Lopez?>>JUAN DIEGO JR. III: No, no no. Love.>>MARIA SANCHEZ: Okay besides all these Latina [BLEEP] the only person that’s against us is my father.>>JUAN DIEGO JR. III: What do you mean? Your dad loves me.>>MARIA SANCHEZ: My dad hates you!>>JUAN DIEGO JR. III: Are you sure?>>MARIA SANCHEZ: Look.>>MARIA SANCHEZ: Papí, can I be with him?>>MARIA’S FATHER: Of course.>>MARIA SANCHEZ: No! Papí.>>MARIA’S FATHER: But little girl, I’m telling you to freaking be with him!>>MARIA SANCHEZ: Yeah, but I love him!>>MARIA’S FATHER: I like him too! He has money.>>MARIA SANCHEZ: Why are you trying to separate us?
>>MARIA’S FATHER: I’m not trying.>>MARIA’S FATHER: I don’t want to separate you!>>MARIA SANCHEZ: Please don’t do this to me! Please. I’m gonna run away!>>MARIA’S FATHER: You run away with him! Gloria! Bring the holy water!>>MARIA SANCHEZ: Please!>>MARIA’S FATHER: What the [BLEEP]? [MARIA SANCHEZ SCREAMING]
>>MARIA’S FATHER: Gloria! Be with him!>>MARIA SANCHEZ: You see? I told you.>>JUAN DIEGO JR. III: You act like I’m the only crazy one. What about that crazy guy who was always in love with you?>>CARLOS GONZALES: Who? Me?>>JUAN DIEGO JR. III: Holy [BLEEP] What are you a [BLEEP] ninja turtle? Are you flexing and pointing the gun at her at the same time?>>CARLOS GONZALES: Yeah bro. Always.>>JUAN DIEGO JR. III: Then why is there an orange thing on that gun? You know how many YouTube comments that you’re gonna get saying that’s fake.>>CARLOS GONZALES: If I can’t be with her, nobody can!>>JUAN DIEGO JR. III: Don’t point the gun at her. You’re freaking me out. Woah. Put it back on her. [BLEEP].>>MARIA SANCHEZ: Hey, hey hey. You love me.>>CARLOS GONZALES: I love her.>>JUAN DIEGO JR. III: Okay, bros before hoes, come on.>>CARLOS GONZALES: That’s true.
>>JUAN DIEGO JR. III: Bro. Come on.>>MARIA SANCHEZ: I know your mother.>>CARLOS GONZALES: That’s true, she does.>>JUAN DIEGO JR. III: I, I know your mom too, but I probably [BLEEPED] your mom.>>MARIA SANCHEZ: What?! [GUN SHOT]>>MARIA SANCHEZ: No!
>>CARLOS GONZALES: Lele!>>MARIA SANCHEZ: Juan! I’m sorry!>>JUAN DIEGO JR. III: I’m not gonna die, it’s just a little thing.>>MARIA SANCHEZ: I have to tell you something!>>JUAN DIEGO JR. III: What?>>MARIA SANCHEZ: I’m pregnant! No!>>JUAN DIEGO JR. III: Can you stop yelling [BLEEP]? [EXIT MUSIC]


100 thoughts on “Spanish Soap Opera (Telenovela) | Lele Pons & Rudy Mancuso

  1. I have to tell you something…
    What?
    Im pregnant
    Dies
    Screams
    “Can you stop yelling bis?”
    *Me : Dies if laughter

  2. Omg I actually watch this every day replaying the video coz it’s so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂legit hilarious they’re such good actors

  3. Marias papi : GLORIA BRING THE HOLY WATER!
    Maria keeps screaming
    Marias papi: WHAT THE FUCK?!
    😂😂😂😂

  4. “GLORIAA GET THE HOLY WATER” i died
    “What the fuck” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  5. I have to tell you something

    wut

    Im pregnant

    Dies ““

    NOOO

    Wokes up

    Can you stop yelling *bish ?* “

  6. I laughed so hard at the father part it was so funny 🤪🤪🤪🤪😂😂😂😂

  7. 0:37 an earring that appears .. and abracadabra there is nothing on your ear I am an observer .. I loved the video you are the best, you and your friends❤️😘

  8. Hi lele I love you so much you are so inspiring to me and my friends also my name is Paola Krystal Navarrete Lopez

  9. Papi:I like him to he has money. Lele:I am going to run away with him. Papi:run away with him I don't care. In Rudys mind:wtf is happening. Lele:I am going to run away with him. Papi: Gloria get the holy water. Papi:WhAt Da FAK

  10. Lele : let me show something at you
    Rudy: yah
    Lele: IM PREGNANT
    rudy: dies
    Lele:screams
    Rudy: shut up bish I'm not dead

    Me:* dies of laughter*🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  11. 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

  12. It was funny how he made up all of these excuses to not run away with her and it was also funny how he didnt take her out to Starbucks and he thought he did this dude was so funny

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