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>>Reggie: FIRST CAME
“MASTERCHEF.”>>COME BACK TO ME [BLEEP].>>Reggie: THEN THE STAKES WERE
RAISED AND THE AGES WERE LOWERED WITH “MASTERCHEF JUNIOR.”>>I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU ALL HOW
TO COOK A FILET MIGNON.>>Reggie: THEN WE MADE THE
CHEFS EVEN YOUNGER WITH “MASTERCHEF JUNIOR JUNIOR.”>>YOUR CHICK SEN DRY, YOUR
GREENS ARE WAY TOO WEAK AND YOUR PASTA IS WAY TOO TENDER. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF
YOURSELF 678>>Reggie: AND NOW, BECAUSE
THERE’S LITERALLY NOTHING LEFT FOR US TO DO, WE’RE BRINGING YOU
“MASTERCHEF SENIOR!”>>IT’S TIME TO COOK. ALL OF YOU, TO YOUR STATIONS,
EVERYONE! ( LAUGHTER )
TAKE YOUR TIME.>>Reggie: THE GREATEST
GENERATION WILL COMPETE IN THE ULTIMATE CULINARY CHALLENGE
WHILE BEING MENTORED BY CULINARY GIANT GORDON RAMSAY AND
CELEBRITY FOOD ENTHUSIAST JAMES CORDEN.>>James: SO, AM I SUPPOSED TO
EAT THE PILLS TOO?>>THAT DEPENDS. WHAT’S YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE?>>YOU CALL THIS FLAMBÉ? IT TASTES LIKE A HOBO JUST THREW
UP!>>WHAT?>>IT TASTES LIKE A HOBO JUST
THREW UP!>>WHAT? I NEED YOU TO SPEAK UP!>>Reggie: THESE CHEFS HAVE
DECADES OF COOKING KNOWLEDGE, AND THEY’RE NOT AFRAID TO TELL
YOU ABOUT IT.>>SO, CAN YOU EXPLAIN HOW YOU
MADE THIS?>>WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL, ME
AND MY FRIEND MARY WE USED TO LOVE TO COOK. MOTHER ALWAYS SAID TO ME, “YOU
CAN’T CATCH MICE WITH RATS.” AND HERE’S WHERE IT GETS FUNNY
SO WE ONLY CELEBRATED BIRTHDAYS EVERY OTHER YEAR.>>JUST TELL ME HOW YOU MADE
THIS [BLEEP] DISH.>>I’M GETTING THERE.>>THE RACE FOR THE TITLE IS ON.>>RAID, RAID.>>IT WILL BE NONSTOP.>>HE’S JUST SLEEPING, RIGHT? IN THE END ONLY ONE WILL CLAIM
THE TITLE.>>HERE’S WHAT I
>>THIS IS JUST A BOWL OF HARD CANDIES.>>James: AND WHAT IS THIS?>>OH, THOSE ARE MINE!>>Reggie: …OF “MASTERCHEF
SENIOR!”


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