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[Music] everybody out there in the world Texas reviewing showing up is gonna be amazing event we thank you all for being here and watching this this could go down as one of the biggest fights in history so without further ado let’s get this party started introduce the man my friend with the most knockouts in first round in boxing history two-time world champion Shannon the cannon Briggs let’s go champ [Applause] let’s go champ baby let’s go thank you guys for coming out my name is Shannon the cannon bridge on the do time everybody table in the world I’m excited to be here we got something going crazy today we got something going crazy listen we got four fighters we just don’t like each other guys who I’m fighting you just don’t like each other and check this out check this out y’all the winners will be called the king of the internet you mind me okay two winners two kings an Internet let’s go champ yo check this out it’s gonna be a crazy day I’m inside I know you’re patty first of all we don’t bring out my man Jessie since days [Applause] [Applause] mr. Tam [Music] [Applause] okay okay okay okay going down going down all right dog I’m alright saw the next the next down for you can stay the next brother covers his game I know y’all welcome look give a big shout if they shout out the big warm welcome [Applause] how y’all doin 70 UK’s biggest mistake is my publicist called me yesterday and she said Jay there’s gonna be a lot of people this is a fight now ice cream social [Applause] Hamilton that should looking like a sausagefest y’all attempting to tell us all right sit down after can I post that pic of his little baby carrot I think shield hey mister thanks for being my biggest fan [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] one day boys go buddy let’s go oh dang oh dang oh dang [Applause] yeah till night right – right – we got some answers we got questions and answers and I’m gonna meet the crowd I don’t really need you out in your ball with it you feel me and I like flushing for both fellas let’s say right first of all that’s not want to know you don’t wanna know for real how you feel and [Applause] [Applause] what fuck are you wearing yo cheap-ass mojo what is that [Applause] Nikki this ain’t no big dog down on the campus your family’s watching you [Applause] three six seven hey Molly okay [Applause] [Applause] he’s bad now we won’t we want to keep this being in control everybody want to calm down you’re having a lot of talk about of fun all right now my question to the brother wise how you feel how you feel about what’s going on will you let us say tomorrow that wants to state of mind why standing line right now is just just to kill you okay I wanna end okay so this is really so this is really job boys and girls this is real beat this is a problem right now these four men don’t like each other they don’t like each other hey y’all so my question to you Trenton question champ who’s just a the bar right now how you feel I’m going into this fight [Music] listen I don’t know if this kid is joking or not [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] I know when you enjoy your moment Deji enjoy your 15 seconds of fame put your glasses [Applause] [Music] Thank You sheriff I appreciate it love you let’s go jam down my next question my next question is to my brother’s dead that’s real quick what are you what are the weaknesses just seeing your opponent how you gonna expose the weakness chin you wanna gonna be hanging loose like like nice okay okay I’m not doing the Mike come on man now say thank you know I love you to the man good question you see any weaknesses in his brother right here what you see them how much time do we have [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] Walmart’s bad and then these guys keep me busy up here man come on champ let me get your shit okay okay okay all right Sam my next question is with my brother Jake Jake real quick I need to know this right okay what will be the outcome of your brother’s fight what we saw what happened in Logansport video against a 250-pound man yeah we see second-round knockout okay on all right all right same question I’m shooting the desi what do you think your brother going through champ the results won’t be true my brother Jason shake it round and brother Jed yourself around okay we’ll just adjust gonna be the stretches rep the guys of this big around here knock out any dates of knowing welcome to relevancy bitch let’s go chat we don’t do the same club right now [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] hey don’t you know it’s a dead end stop training on no static no static interface off for the cameras get on I won’t try to give a look given your meanness love chat with the lights down I want to see the ladies look good guy let me see take the black dawn champ look him in the eye look at his eyes yeah [Applause] I’ll make you my bitch Lucas when he fails [Applause] bitch face out that come on come on hey hopefully is posting these punches are hard latest pushes harder in a fight let’s go ten alright saw some flies did you see they working the champ they working me overtime y’all next to the stage I want to bring out my man don’t know me I love him my man [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] my Jamie go hi when people happen for all these pictures yes the promise or while you’re okay now my music is shit [Applause] people bring one more round of applause for their Kansai y’all [Applause] [Applause] here is the man himself [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] who’s ready to watch me beat this man [Applause] are you ready alright singer for rights and we love you chance that you went on let’s go Jim alright so I just threw to an egg and we got the big dogs out now we got the dogs out now look at him yeah look at his love finally you look me my eyes bitch oh oh oh yo and I’m vegan and I’m vegan so I recognize a baby carrier when I see one Oh oh man chair it’s hard to go back but I know listen listen listen listen we here today are the daddy here today to see who becomes the kings of the internet these two brothers orys two brothers are still me let’s go chat so my question to me though okay okay I like that okay okay like that okay okay okay I got I got to get my first question now haven’t seen how to seize brother please breathe buddy please have a seat buddy all right let’s go Sam so Mike when I gotta I gotta treat the first question to the champ all right defiance champ the champ there’s an Asterix there the champ for a limited time only I’m sorry I’m sorry but I know you’re colorblind but I didn’t know you had Tourette’s is Wawa shut the fuck off why don’t you come over here my first question going to the gym all right pants ah brother how you feeling and what watching you tonight you called this man out let’s go Sam talk to the people there it feels good to be in LA though as I start this suppose your dumb ass has got anything else to say besides that shut the fuck up okay don’t you their fucking pie pop mister I’m tryna doctor died more stupid you keep talking this is your hotel from Ohio gross [Applause] please brother Jay have a seat like that man going letter speak his mind and then you’ll have you’ll have a chance as well no you fool cheap you caught uh McGregor wannabe dumb piece of shit I can’t wait to punch you right in your stupid smug face when you feel my power repeatedly punching you in the face you realize when you feel the mistake but yo oh don’t worry about it ah don’t worry bro I promise I won’t film you after I beat you in that room in fact you know what I feel if he wants to know you got me a few presents full of your shit bunch see you know what I thought I will turn the paper gave you a few presents on fire what you got champ you bought him a present yeah I know you a huge fan I am to Brendan Oh [Applause] [Applause] gifts we’re doing gifts we’re doing gift we give we don’t get about you [Applause] [Applause] [Music] for dummies to you bro I’m standing here smell this panda and over here question how many of those do you have besides the one iPhone in the back but your bus will take it for sure let’s go okay Brenda you know that 2017 guys let’s be honest love if you are the man bro you will never warm you would the unstoppable fool even at the end of 2017 bro you were like I’m all that just getting started okay a year like that you’re only just getting started [Applause] what the fuck happened in January just getting started that was a boy how about it that’s your real [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] are you [Music] [Applause] you look good now it’s about time make sure you zoom in to my face to this this is what you’re gonna say what you use okay [Applause] [Applause] yo hey [Applause] nobody talk nothing happened [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] and give him the mic give him the money life is riding a ball you want medicine you know the docs go whoa whoa anything look at me no one has about it such a ludicrous bum and your disgusting delusional dad [Applause] [Applause] tickle me think of me take a look security Cumby good let me get this thing [Music] yeah well your state and I got steak every upstaging will now resume no don’t stop on the stage the cheese being happy now there’s no change all right calm down [Applause] [Applause] I got this motherfucker [Music] whoa [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] and you like think the time you have this swelling of going to prison but uh that’s right John all the 26 who is bridges to it sort business Huey Cooper’s in the world is going down the woman’s will become king of the internet a right job let’s go ten take me out it’s bread cheerleader bridge looks okay I’ve fed my dog lady move let’s go Jack [Applause] don’t you fudge okay will you pick ksi he has to work that jab work it you know use that head movement to use that waste Rick he’s least one person his foot ksi how about you Logan Paul because he’s he’s stronger he’s fat faster and he’s one of the best wrestlers [Music]

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