Key & Peele – You Can Do Anything
12
November

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /


– WHAT A MIND-BLOWING FINISH
TO AN INCREDIBLE GAME TONIGHT,
WITH CHARLIE SANDERS
WINNING THE GAME
IN LITERALLY
THE LAST SECOND.
UNBELIEVABLE,
TRULY SPECTACULAR. CHARLIE SANDERS,
HOW DOES IT FEEL? – HEY, YO, I WANNA SAY SOMETHIN’
TO EVERYBODY WATCHIN’. YO, YOU CAN DO ANYTHING!
ANYTHING’S POSSIBLE! THE WORLD IS YOURS! – AND CHARLIE,
DID YOU THINK THAT THAT GAME WAS GONNA END
THAT WAY TONIGHT? – YO, THERE ARE NO LIMITS,
ALL RIGHT? YOU CAN SWIM
ACROSS THE ATLANTIC. YOU CAN JUMP REAL HIGH
AND TOUCH THE MOON! – FANTASTIC. CHARLIE SANDERS,
FRESH OFF OF HIS, UH, VICTORY. I JUST FEEL LIKE HE’S READY
TO TOUCH THE MOON. – I CAN FLY!
ANYBODY CAN FLY! IF YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF THE WAY I BELIEVE
IN MYSELF TONIGHT, YOU WILL FLY! – AND WHAT’S NEXT FOR CHARLIE
SANDERS AND THE ORANGE– – KIDS,
YOU CAN ACTUALLY FLY! – NO–NO, NOT–
OH, NOT LITERALLY, OF COURSE. – YES! LITERALLY! KIDS! YOUNG KIDS, I WANT YOU TO GO
UP ON YOUR ROOFS RIGHT NOW! – WAIT, WHAT?
– FLY INTO THE NIGHT SKY! – OKAY.
– PEOPLE WILL SEE YOU FLYING! AND THEN YOU CAN DO ANYTHING!
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING! – OKAY, WELL, WE–WE–WE–
WE JUST WANT TO REMIND THE KIDS THAT OF COURSE,
YOU CANNOT ACTUALLY FLY, KIDS. – YO, SCREW THAT
NEGATIVITY, MAN! HEY, BOYS AND GIRLS,
AGES 8 THROUGH 12! YO, DON’T LET NOBODY EVER TELL
YOU WHAT YOU CAN AND CANNOT DO! ALL THE PRETEEN CHILDREN
OUT THERE, LISTEN TO MY VOICE! YOU ARE IMMORTAL! – OKAY, WELL, OBVIOUSLY,
WE UNDERSTAND THAT CHARLIE… – [groaning, shouting]
– IS SUPER EXCITED RIGHT NOW, AND THAT NO ONE IS ACTUALLY
IMMORTAL, NOBODY AT ALL. – HEY, KIDS! YOU CAN TURN YOURSELF
INTO A CAR AND HAVE A FRIEND
DRIVE YOU ONTO THE FREEWAY! – OKAY, NO–WELL, THAT’S
JUST A METAPHOR, KIDS. – IT’S NOT!
– JUST A METAPHOR– – YOU STILL HAVE THE POWER
OF CHILDISH INNOCENCE! GET A FRIEND ON YOUR BACK, AND MAKE A BEELINE FOR THE NEXT
RAMP TO THE FREEWAY, Y’ALL! – OKAY, DON’T DO ANY–
– TO THE FREEWAY! – HE’S SPEAKING
FIGURATIVELY, FOLKS. – ONCE YOU GET THERE, AIN’T
NOTHING FIGURATIVE ABOUT THIS! YOU WILL TURN INTO A ROBOT!
FIRST AND FOREMOST,
I JUST WANT TO SAY
TO ALL THE FAMILIES
WHO LOST CHILDREN, I’M SORRY.
MY STATEMENTS
WERE IRRESPONSIBLE.
I HAVE SUBSEQUENTLY
LOOKED UP
THE TERMS “LITERALLY”
AND “METAPHORICALLY,”
AND FOUND THAT WHEREAS
I WAS NOT INCORRECT,
THEY DID NOT MEAN
WHAT I THOUGHT THEY MEANT.


100 thoughts on “Key & Peele – You Can Do Anything

  1. Love key and Peele and they totally made it better, but I feel like they should have credited the original creators of this sketch at least for inspiring them to make it…..

  2. LMFAO!!! why did the network station broadcast it anyways? they are to be blamed for the death of them kids not Charlie c'moon LMFAO

  3. Luckily for our hearing-impaired Youtubers we have a multitude of commenters quoting the video we all. literally, just watched seconds ago. You guys are the real heroes…

  4. Oh my goodness!!!! My head hurts so much right now from laughing uncontrollably, and grinning the hardest I've ever laughed, and grinned in my entire life!!!!!!!
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    Btw…they nailed it with the blue eye glasses!!!!!!!!!

  5. Why is Peele taller than key 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂💀💀💀💀best thing ever
    He can grow taller, so he can do he did do anything

  6. I would love to see the bloopers. Because honestly I don’t know how the fuck they can do this type of acting w out smiling or laughing. Lol I would literally fall out every time just at the way Jordan keeps rubbing his head lmfaoooooo

  7. Its like a parody skit of Deontay Wilder speaking before and after fights, just that it's not a parody and that's really how Deontay sounds.

  8. Ages 8 through 12. All the preteens you are immortal. You can turn into a car when you do go hit the freeway and you will immediately turn into a robot

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