Key & Peele – Loco Gangsters – Uncensored
06
August

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /


– all: OH!
– WHOO HOO HOO! – EDUARDO, MAN,
YOU ARE SO LOCO, MAN! – WOW. – WE NEED A CRAZY VATO
LIKE YOU IN OUR GANG. – SI. – WITH THIS BANDANA,
I WELCOME YOU TO THE GANG. – YO. HOLD UP. – OH…KAY. – WHAT’S GOING ON? – HEY.
CARLITO. UH, I WAS JUST WELCOMING EDUARDO
INTO THE GANG. – WHY?
WHO HE? WHAT HE DID? – HE’S–HE’S CRAZY, MAN. WE–WE WERE THINKING
THAT THE GANG NEEDS A CRAZY GUY. – YEAH, YEAH, MAN.
THIS GUY IS LOCO. SHOW HIM, EDUARDO. LOCO! – THAT’S MUY LOCO. – LOCO.
HUH? – NO, NO.
I’M THE LOCO ONE IN THIS GANG. – WHAT?
OKAY, OKAY. – CHECK THIS OUT. QUACK, QUACK, QUACK.
QUACK-QUACK. I’M A DUCK. I’M A CRAZY DUCK. – NO–CARLITO.
– QUACK. – CARLITO, IT’S NOT THAT KIND OF
LOCO, OKAY? THAT’S MORE LIKE, YOU KNOW,
ZAINY. OR–OR GOOFY. – YEAH.
– IT’S THE WRONG KIND OF LOCO. – YOU WANT TO SEE LOCO? – CARLITO.
YOU’RE NOT CRAZY. YOU’RE LIKE, UH, THE QUIET ONE. – I’M NOT QUIET. I NEVER BE CAUGHT
BEING QUIET. IN FACT, I’M ALWAYS LOUD.
CHECK IT. AHH. – OKAY.
OKAY. THAT WAS WEIRD. THAT WAS–WERE YOU YELLING? – I’LL SHOW YOU LOCO RIGHT HERE. RIGHT NOW IN BROAD DAYLIGHT, YO. – CARLITO, NO.
– OH, MY GOD. – CARLITO, PULL UP YOUR PANTS,
HOMES. – I GOT TILIKUM ON MY UNDERWEAR. THAT’S THE BLACK FISH. I’M NAKED,
AND I DON’T EVEN CARE. – CARLITO, YOU GOTTA
PULL ‘EM UP, OKAY? THERE’S, LIKE, CHILDREN
IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD, OKAY? – OKAY.
BUT CHECK THIS OUT. I GOT NINE PUNCH CARDS
FROM FROYO UNIVERSE, EACH WITH A ONE STAMP IN IT. EVERY TIME I GET A FROYO,
I GET A NEW CARD. – CARLITO, THAT’S JUST BEING
CAVALIER WITH YOUR FINANCES INSTEAD OF COLLECTING
YOUR FREE DESSERT. I MEAN, THAT’S NOT LOCO. THAT’S JUST, LIKE,
FINANCIALLY IRRESPONSIBLE. – I MIGHT NOT BE LOCO,
BUT YOU KNOW WHO IS LOCO? MY FRIEND MR. BASURA-HEAD. – HE’S DUMPING THE GARBAGE. – HI, I’M THE MOST LOCO PERSON
IN HERE. – CARLITO.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? – QUE? – CARLITO. OKAY. CARLITO…YOU DON’T HAVE
TO DO THIS, OKAY? IT’S NOT NECESSARY.
YOU’RE NOT THE LOCO ONE. – CHECK THIS OUT. DER.
I FEEL–YEAH, I’M CRAZY. I’M THE LOCO ONE. – CARLITO, PLEASE DON’T DO
IT AGAIN. – OHH! – CARLITO, STOP. – I’M IN TOO DEEP. – THIS IS LIKE WATCHING THE
BRITISH VERSION OTHE OFFICE.LIKE, IT’S FUNNY, BUT AWKWARD
AND SAD AT THE SAME TIME. – YES. – OH! – WELL, I THINK I JUST PROVED
THIS BOTTLE IS UNBREAKABLE. [glass shattering] – CARLITO.
YOU’RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF. – LOOK AT THIS. – NO.
NO, NO, NO, CARLITO. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THAT? – I DON’T KNOW. I’M TOO CRAZY. OH! – CARLITO,
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, MAN? THAT WAS LOCO,
BUT NOT IN A ENTERTAINING WAY. – OKAY. – OKAY. – CARLITO, PUT DOWN THE GUN,
HOMES. – OH, DON’T YOU FEAR. – PUT THE GUN DOWN.
– PUT THE GUN DOWN. – THE CRAZY, CRAZY ONE IS HERE. – CARLIT–STOP!
– PUT IT DOWN. – OH, MY STAPLE HAND. – PUT THE GUN DOWN.
– DON’T DO THAT. – I SHOULDN’T HAVE DONE THAT.
– CARLITO, STOP TWIRLING IT. – LOCO, LOCO, LOCO.
WHERE SHE STOPS? NOBODY KNOW–CO-OH. – FUCK! CARLITO, YOU JUST
SHOT EDUARDO IN THE HEAD! – NOW I’M THE MOST LOCO
IN THE GANG? – YES, CARLITO,
BY PROCESS OF ELIMINATION, YOU’RE THE MOST LOCO PERSON
IN THE GANG. – YES. – all: OH! – LOCO! – HE CAUGHT THE BULLET.
ORALE! HE CAUGHT THE BULLET
IN HIS TEETH! – LOCO! – THAT’S THE MOST LOCO-EST THING
I EVER SEEN! – all: NO, NO!
[gun shot]


100 thoughts on “Key & Peele – Loco Gangsters – Uncensored

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  2. I keep dying when Carlito said "I'm in too deep.."

    how is this still so funny after 5 years ahahahahahaha

  3. "This is like watching the British version of The Office, like it's funny but awkward and sad at the same time."

  4. every day for the past weeks ive had a dose of these two.. they ease my depression for real tho

  5. I hollered when the bottle broke after he said it was unbreakable! Lol 😂 and when dude caught the bullet

  6. Carlito is like the younger retarded brother of the gang leader that has to take him with him because their mom wanted that he went with him to go out and play

  7. “this is like watching the British version of the office, it’s funny , akward , and sad at the same time”

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