Key & Peele – Consequences
06
August

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /


[school bell rings] [indistinct chatter] OKAY, STUDENTS, SETTLE DOWN. SETTLE DOWN. THAT INCLUDES YOU,
MR. RODRIGUEZ. DO YOU WANT TO TAKE THE MILK
CARTON OFF OF YOUR HEAD? THANK YOU SO MUCH. WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST TODAY. HE’S FROM THIS NEIGHBORHOOD, AND HE’S A FORMER GANG MEMBER, AND HE’S COMING HERE
THIS MORNING TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT LIFE CHOICES. SO, PLEASE, GIVE A WARM
CENTRAL HIGH SCHOOL WELCOME TO DONNIE HERRERA. [applause] – I USED TO BE JUST LIKE YOU… [melancholy piano music] JUST LIKE YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU. USED TO CLOWN AROUND… MAKE FUN OF THE PRINCIPAL… PUT MILK ON MY HEAD, JUST LIKE YOU, RODRIGUEZ. AND THEN… I GOT HIT WITH AIDS. CONSEQUENCES. GOT INTO SOME
REAL TROUBLE, BOY. STOLE FROM MY MOM AND DAD… STOLE FROM MY OWN SISTER! AND THEN ONE DAY… A PIANO FELL ON MY HEAD. – WHAT?
– CONSEQUENCES. – I FEEL LIKE
HE MISSED A STEP THERE. – GAVE ME 88 CONCUSSIONS, ONE FOR EACH KEY. YOU’D THINK I’M LEARNING,
BUT, NO. SEE, I’M JUST LIKE YOU. I GOT BACK OUT THERE, STARTED MAKING
SOME REAL CRIMES, HOMEBOY. OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH. AND THEN… I GOT TRAMPLED
BY A HERD OF BUFFALO. – WHAT?
– CONSEQUENCES. – OKAY, DONNIE,
I THINK WE’VE HAD ENOUGH. – NOT DONE WITH MY STORY! I WAS LIKE YOU! I DECIDED IT’D BE COOL TO HANG OUT
WITH SOME OF THE TOUGH KIDS. MM. YOU KNOW
WHO I’M TALKING ABOUT. THEY WERE HANGING
ON THE STREETS LATE AT NIGHT. MORE THAN
CIGARETTE SMOKERS, HOMES. AND THEN… ONE DAY I GOT SHOT
OUT OF A CATAPULT. – THAT’S IT.
OKAY. – INTO THE MOUTH OF A DRAGON! – STUDENTS, EVERYTHING YOU’VE
HEARD HERE TODAY IS A LIE. – I DON’T LIE ANYMORE. – YOU’RE ALL EXCUSED. – LOOK AT ME!
– PLEASE, I APOLOGIZE. – I SHOULDN’T EVEN BE HERE! – THANK YOU, AURELIO. I APOLOGIZE, DENISE. – SO I GOT REALLY DEEP
INTO CRIME. I DID A DRIVE-BY AT MY OWN
DAUGHTER’SQUINCEAÑERA!YEAH, SHOT UP EVERYBODY–
DEAD, KILLED! YEAH! YEAH! THEN I GOT SUCKED
INTO A WORMHOLE. CONSEQUENCES. – THAT’S IT. OKAY.
EVERYBODY GO. – I WAS IN ANOTHER DIMENSION, TRIED TO INTRODUCE
MY OWN PARENTS TO EACH OTHER. ALMOST FAILED.
ARM WAS DISAPPEARING. – I’VE HAD IT. – I INVENTEDJOHNNY B. GOODE
AT MY PARENTS’ PROM, AND AT THE LAST MOMENT,
THEY KISSED, AND IT CAME BACK. – THE FASTER WE GET AWAY
FROM HIM, THE BETTER. – BUT NOBODY BELIEVE ME! WHERE’S MY CRACK?
WHERE’S MY CRACK? OH. [booming crash] OH! CONSEQUENCES!


100 thoughts on “Key & Peele – Consequences

  1. I did a drive by at my own daughters quincenera

    Everyone stops

    Because this actually happens in Mexico

  2. For a guy with AIDS, had a piano fall on his head, was trampled by buffalo, and was shot out of a catapult, he's looking good considering.

  3. Anybody else wondering why the students had normal desks in the auditorium? Or why the auditorium has classroom supplies in the back

  4. I used to be just like JUUU!..I make silly comments on the youtube!..I'd reply angrily to hate!!..but then… i voted for trump..

  5. Today i was listening to a video featuring Jordan Peterson and the moment he mentioned consequences i died coz i remebered this skit. had to come back.lol
    consequences

  6. 😂😂😂 Freaking brilliant! The visualization of the how i felt when i read the government propaganda about drugs in the 90s

  7. You knew he wasnt lying when that wrecking ball hit him lmaoooo. I was giving a scared straight speech then at the end a wrecking ball hit me right after I light the crack pipe lmfaooo

  8. I tried to lick my own pussy then I broke my back

    CONSEQUENCES

    the whole ambulance crew laughed at me

  9. I left my god alone with my sandwich. Now I have a carton of milk on my head too. Consequences.

  10. What makes this so funny is his movements as he tells u his consiquences. This is one of thier funniest clips

  11. Sounds like some dudes I use to know at a religious organization I went to. Testimony part of the service was alot like this skit..It was like each reborn "disciple" would try to out do the previous guys story… 😂

  12. I watched Key and Peele skits on Comedy Central….and now I'm watching them on YouTube!

    Concequences 😭😭

  13. I was running to take my bus, and I lost it >:(… and then…
    I learned to play the piano…

    𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬…

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