so give me the plot to Sean’s new movie “IncepSean.” Yes. That’s how thin
I was 20 years ago. “IncepSean” is just like
the Leonardo DiCaprio one, except they replace
an international heartthrob with an impending heart attack. Ooh. My cholesterol is not… I don’t know.
I don’t have health insurance. Easy on the cheese. “IncepSean” is a movie starring
Sean Patton where he’s asleep, and even in that dream, he’s not even close to being
the best-looking dude in it. Well, obviously,
in “IncepSean,” Sean Patton navigates dreams with the help of his trusty
sleep-apnea machine. [ Laughter ] I’m gonna die. I snore myself awake
every 88 minutes. I’m gonna die.
It’s gonna be bad.