Chappelle’s Show – Dave on MTV’s “Cribs”
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September

By Stevie Adams / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /


WHAT’S UP, MTV? COME ON IN,
YOU BROKE (BLEEP). SEE HOW WE LIVIN’. AH–AH. WHAT YOU’RE STEPPING ON
IS A MARBLE FOYER THAT WAS CUT OUT OF
NONE OTHER THAN SPACE MOUNTAIN. VERY RARE. YOU LIKE THIS COAT? WHITE PANDA. HULK HOGAN CHOKED ONE OUT FOR ME
IN CHINA FOR MY BIRTHDAY. IT’S REVERSIBLE. THIS SIDE IS BALD EAGLE. LOOK AT MY CHANDELIER. IT’S $2 MILLION. IT’S MADE OUT
OF EXPENSIVE CHICKEN DINNERS I’VE EATEN OVER THE YEARS
FROM BALLER-ASS RESTAURANTS. COME WITH ME. HA! YOU’LL NOTICE HERE,
THESE ARE SOME AFRICAN STATUES. I DON’T REALLY FUCK WITH AFRICA, ‘CAUSE PEOPLE
ARE STARVING TO DEATH, AND THAT’S NOT BALLER TO ME. COME ON, MOTHER(BEEP) .
KEEP UP. NOW IT’S TIME TO SEE
MY SHOE COLLECTION. YOU KNOW BALLERS
LOVE NICE SHOES. EVERYBODY GOT THEY DUNKS
AND THEY JORDS OR WHATEVER IT IS THEY WEARING, BUT, SEE,
I LIKE TO CUT THE MIDDLEMAN. (BLEEP) SHOE CLOSET; I GOT MY OWN SWEATSHOP, NIGGA. GODDAMN!
[laughs] I GOT THESE BITCHES
WORKING 16 HOURS STRAIGHT. – [yelling in native language] [hissing] THE HEART OF EVERY HOUSE
IS THE KITCHEN, RIGHT? WHAT’S THAT YOU SAY? YOU’RE A FAN OF ARCHEOLOGY? RIGHT HERE ON THE BOTTOM SHELF, YOU MIGHT RECOGNIZE THIS
AS A TYRANNOSAURUS REX EGG. THERE’S ONLY TWO OF THESE
LEFT IN THE WORLD. EACH OF THESE BITCHES IS
4 MILLION YEARS OLD APIECE, SON. GODDAMN. RARE.
VERY HARD TO FIND. AND I HAPPEN TO HAVE
BOTH OF ‘EM. GOOD GOD!
WHOO-EEE, THAT SMELL WILD!


100 thoughts on “Chappelle’s Show – Dave on MTV’s “Cribs”

  1. If you notice over here I have some African statues but I don't really fuck with Africa cuz niggas is starving over there and that's not baller to me 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  2. It's made from expensive chicken dinners I've eaten over the years, from baller ass restaurantssssssssss.

  3. I don’t really fuck with Africa cause people are starving to death and that’s not balling to me 🤣

  4. Gis own seat shop! Why did it seem he was speaking rwal Asian! 😂😂😂😂😂

  5. I don’t rlly fuck with Africa cuz they starving over there and that’s not ballin to me 😂

  6. I Got my own Sweat shop nigga! God damn!

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  7. Him cooking the dinosaur eggs has always. And will always make me crack but i love that he has the cheapest mr coffee

  8. What’s that you say?! You’re a fan of archaeology?! WHO TF WOULD JUST CASUALLY MENTION THAT ☠️😂☠️😂☠️😂

  9. You know the chandelier joke wasn't baller ass chicken dinners, it was "the bones of dead white people", but they made him change it 🤦🏾‍♂️

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