Next! Qualifications. Rape, murder,
arson, and rape. You said
rape twice. I like rape. Ah ha ha ha! He’ll do. Charming.
Sign right here. Very good.
Badge. Next! Qualifications? Arson, armed robbery, mayhem. Wait a moment. What have you got
in your mouth? Noth-umm. Noth-umm, eh? Lyle. Gum! Chewing gum
on line, eh? I hope you brought
enough for everybody. I didn’t know
there was gonna be so many. Boy, is he strict. We got to
get in there closer And find out
what’s happenin’. There’s our ticket. Hey, boys! Look what I got here. Where are
the white women at? Ooh! Ah! That was pretty.
I liked that. Be ready
to attack rock ridge At noon tomorrow. Here’s your badge. Badges? We don’t need
no stinking badges.Ivamonos!Next! Qualifications? Stampeding cattle. That’s not
much of a crime. Through the vatican? Kinky. Sign here. Oh! Why, rhett, How many times
have I told you To wash up